Paris Hilton Arrested in Las Vegas for Cocaine Possession

Sunday, September 12th, 2010 | No Comments

While Lindsay Lohan is fresh out of rehab and apparently a drug free, reformed saint her nemesis Paris Hilton seems to be having a pretty shitty week. Earlier in the week some crazy dude with a knife attempted to break into Paris Hilton’s home but fortunately for Paris Hilton her boyfriend some dude who owns clubs in Vegas, Cy Waits pulled a gun on the intruder, the guy looks like a Neanderthal so of course he packs heat. Paris Hilton’s week got progressively worse when she was pulled over late Friday night in Las Vegas outside the Wynn hotel because officers noticed what they suspected to be marijuana smoke coming out the car window, holy shit are these rich retards really that dumb? Anyways as if it wasn’t bad enough that Paris Hilton or her douche boyfriend Cy Waits or both were smoking weed while driving, a subsequent search of Paris Hilton revealed that she was carrying cocaine in her purse; Cy Waits was arrested on suspicion on DUI. I hope Paris Hilton gets thrown in the slammer again; she deserves it not only because she’s an idiot but also because even though I’m a world class asshole I never condone drinking and driving or driving while under any controlled substance, its stupid and reckless get a fuckin driver. I’ve put up Paris Hilton’s mug shots from 2007, will update when the new ones become available.