Last Week’s Guess That Results: Petra Nemcova (you guys guess way wrong)
Now for this week’s let’s wake up that good old side of everyone that loves to go to the Strippers. Half my week nights are passed staring at titties and pussy straight from the bar stool. I really seem like an old stalker that just doesn’t get any action, heck I’m even too cheap to buy myself some private sessions. Let me know peeps if these are too hard to guess, I’ll pull down on the mental requirements.
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Apparently the host of American Idol has a stalker on the loose who has been seen carrying a knife and looking for Seacrest twice. He also caused a panic on a college campus by carrying a rifle around the campus and walking around in camouflage. Chidi Uzomah is the guy’s name and he has been currently taken into custody for threatening Seacrest and charged with felony stalking.
Kim Kardashian spent the weekend at the the New Westfield Culver City Mall where she was promoting something that no one cares about. But what I do care about is that fat ass of hers that she was flaunting with every chance that she got. She took a photo opportunity with a few fans and signed autographs and her booty took up the entire space in the mall.
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Britney Spears is currently touring in Australia and she was spotted out and about with some pokey nipples under her shirt. Now I’m just wondering if you are in the southern hemisphere do your pokeys still point the same way? You know like the toilet flushes the other way down there, maybe her pokies are pointing in different directions too. It would be an experiment worth seeing, I vote she takes her top off so we can tell.
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Now here’s some hot and exciting news. In her new movie “The Killer Inside Me”, Jessica Alba takes a hard spanking on her bare ass and we’ve got pics! It might be worth the price of admission alone to see Ms. Alba taking an ass reddening. I’m not sure what the scene is about, but I’d be more than willing to take Jessica over my knee for a good spanking to keep her in line. All in the name of art of course.
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Nothing matters for me this morning more than big titties. It’s actually like this most days I wake up, maybe cause I need my daily boob motor boating or maybe because I’m a really a tit guy. What I find fun though is boobs (for the most part) never disappointing. For those who carefully take the time to make sure they have that cleavage right, you know what to expect. Not like those flat asses that sometimes turn out to be a complete turnoff.
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I love a girl with a nice set of legs. Blake Lively looks hot in these photos for a lingerie ad as she shows off her beautiful legs. They are perfect to wrap around you as you slam into her in bed. Yes indeed they are a nice set of legs. She would look perfect in my bed with those legs and the sheets barely draped around them. I’ve had many fantasies about Blake Lively and now seeing her hot legs is just another chapter in my affair.
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Katy Perry was spotted at the MTV Europe Video Awards wearing this see through blouse that you could see her saggy tits through. I have to admit that she has a big set of jugs but she needs a bra to keep those sweater puppies from sagging. Pretty soon they’re going to be down to her knees and then when she bends over they’re going to touch the ground. I do like this shirt though, I’d like to see it on Megan Fox or someone else who could do it justice.
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Beyonce killed the audience last night at the European MTV Awards. She came out and looked stunning in this red lingerie outfit. But is it just me or did she put on a little weight? Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed but Beyonce looks as if she’s packing a few more pounds. Her booty especially looked huge in this red getup but Beyonce would still be gorgeous at any weight. I was just waiting for Kanye West to get up onstage and cut her off.
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While they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, we’ve got a real challenge for you today. Neither of these women are what I think about when I think of sexy, but they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. First we’ve got Katy Perry who kisses girls and she likes it, but that doesn’t necessarily make her hot. Then we’ve got Amy Winehouse and her new breast implants. So, if you had your choice, which would you rather do?
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These are some outtakes from when Megan Fox did a spread for Rolling Stone. Is it just me or are some of these outtakes sexier than the actual pictures they chose for the magazine? Megan is just the kind of woman that you want to bring home to meet your mother. She’s beautiful and seems somewhat smart for an actress and she’s only slightly crazy. That means she must be a real tiger in the sack. Enjoy these outtakes, I definitely did.
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Mariah Carey looked quite voluptuous in this photoshoot on the beach. And the last thing she needed is to be wearing a white swimsuit. Mariah has put on quite a few pounds since she’s gotten remarried and I’m not going to flat out say that she is fat, but she was so big that she couldn’t even get herself up off her feet, she had to ask for assistance.
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