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Paris Hilton Arrested in Las Vegas for Cocaine Possession

Sunday, September 12th, 2010 | No Comments

While Lindsay Lohan is fresh out of rehab and apparently a drug free, reformed saint her nemesis Paris Hilton seems to be having a pretty shitty week. Earlier in the week some crazy dude with a knife attempted to break into Paris Hilton’s home but fortunately for Paris Hilton her boyfriend some dude who owns clubs in Vegas, Cy Waits pulled a gun on the intruder, the guy looks like a Neanderthal so of course he packs heat. Paris Hilton’s week got progressively worse when she was pulled over late Friday night in Las Vegas outside the Wynn hotel because officers noticed what they suspected to be marijuana smoke coming out the car window, holy shit are these rich retards really that dumb? Anyways as if it wasn’t bad enough that Paris Hilton or her douche boyfriend Cy Waits or both were smoking weed while driving, a subsequent search of Paris Hilton revealed that she was carrying cocaine in her purse; Cy Waits was arrested on suspicion on DUI. I hope Paris Hilton gets thrown in the slammer again; she deserves it not only because she’s an idiot but also because even though I’m a world class asshole I never condone drinking and driving or driving while under any controlled substance, its stupid and reckless get a fuckin driver. I’ve put up Paris Hilton’s mug shots from 2007, will update when the new ones become available.

Happy 29th Birthday Paris Hilton
Shitty Paris Hilton Upskirt
Paris Hilton Topless Bikini Pictures are Hot
Paris Hilton Drunken Lap Dance Upskirt

TAGS: Paris Hilton

Gemma Arterton is teh sex

Saturday, September 11th, 2010 | No Comments

Ladies and gentleman you better mark today’s date on your calendar because I think I may have found someone who can rival Bar Refaeli as the world’s most beautiful women! Photos of one time Bond Girl Gemma Arterton, in this month’s GQ UK are so epic that they left me virtually speechless. GQ UK is my new favorite magazine because they got Gemma Arterton to strip down to her underwear and lay in several sexually suggestive positions and I must note that Gemma Arterton does sexually suggestive proud! If it’s not enough that Gemma Arterton , who I must note again is astonishingly sexy doesn’t mind stripping down to her underwear while making sex faces at the camera, she also doesn’t mind stripping down. Period! If I looked like Gemma Arterton, I wouldn’t mind being butt ass, all day, every day. In fact Gemma Arterton took the roll in her upcoming film The Disappearance of Alice Creed mainly because of the nudity (There is a God!). Gemma, elaborates on her love of violence and being naked :
“It was made in a shed on the Isle of Man. Film making at its purest: no money and no time. But really good actors and a really good script. There was a bit of resistance from some, wondering if it was a good idea for me to do this film. It’s quite violent and there’s nudity in it but that’s why I wanted to do it.”
But until The Disappearance of Alice Creed comes out on torrents we’ll have to settle for Gemma Arterton in her underwear showing off her big bouncy boobs, I’m sure you guys have a pretty good imagination so just add in some violence and minus some clothing and you’ll basically have Gemma Arterton in The Disappearance of Alice Creed.

Weekly Gemma Massey Nudity
Mandatory Nudity: Gemma Massey Sexy Lingerie Strip
Mandatory Nudity: Gemma Massey is a Damn Whore
Gemma Massey is a Naughty Whore

TAGS: Gemma Arterton

Kristin Cavallari Photos

Saturday, September 11th, 2010 | No Comments

I have no clue who Kristin Cavallari is, but apparently she’s on that dumb show ‘The Hills’ and I use to hear my dumb girlfriend talking to her equally dumb ass friends about how much they ‘like omg hate Kristin Cavallari.’ I figured any girl that other girls hate must be posted because chances are that women hate Kristin Cavallari because she’s hotter than them, well that’s just a working theory because personally I think Kristin Cavallari looks like any chick you’d see working retail at a clothing store, nothing special but I bet some guys like the plain I work at a retail store look. Anyways Kristin Cavallari isn’t doing anything exciting in these photos and she’s fully dressed, head to toe, she’s also using that huge brick looking Blackberry Bold, is she on some kind of tight ‘Hills’ budget? Does she get paid less then donkey face gone wrong, Heidi Montag? Because full head to toe plastic surgery, even if it ends up looking botched must be expensive. But enough blabbering because frankly no one cares, so just take a look at these photos of Kristin Cavallari being boring and not naked.

Kristin Cavallari Playful in a Bikini
Kristin Cavallari, more hot bikini photos!
Kristin Cavallari Red Carpet See Through Top
Kristin Cavallari is f*in hot!

TAGS: Kristin Cavallari

Christina Ricci a mangled mess no surprise Lindsay Lohan at Scene of the Crime

Friday, September 10th, 2010 | No Comments

Christina Ricci was at the after party for Jean-Charles de Castelbajacs fashion show in Paris recently and she was just inebriated, shitfaced, M.C Hammered, mangled as fuck. To my shock and surprise Lindsay ‘I’m reformed’ Lohan was at the same party and surely in the exact same sloppy state as Christina Ricci. Christina Ricci who weighs about 90 stones is probably not a raging alcoholic like Lindsay Lohan, because licking the rim of a tequila shot could probably get any 90 lbs skeleton completely wasted. Lindsay Lohan on the other hand is a completely different story because unless the tequila shot was the size of satellite dish and the rim was dipped in blow, there is no chance that Lindsay Lohan could even begin to feel anything close to a state of chemically induced euphoria. I don’t understand why girls go out and drink or inhale drugs until they get to the state that Christina Ricci is in (refer to photos) or for that matter that Lindsay Lohan has been in for the past couple years. Honestly girls get a grip and control yourselves; do you not have friends to tell you that you look like a retarded drunken mess? Friends don’t let friends drink or do drugs to the state of pure stupidity. Lindsay Lohan and Christina Ricci get some real friends, and no relying on each other doesn’t count.

Christina Ricci Walks The Beach
Lindsay Lohan Maxim Magazine Spread
Mandatory Video: Lindsay Lohan Sex Scene
Christina Ricci Side Boob Action

TAGS: Christina Ricci

Leighton Meester Hot Legs and tight ass

Friday, September 10th, 2010 | No Comments

Leighton Meester is another chick from that god awful show Gossip Girl, but I have to admit she’s kind of hot, has killer legs and a nice ass. I love hot girls, I also love legs, asses and tits though Leighton Meester is a bit short in the boob area her legs and ass compensate for her shortcomings. Here are some photos of Leighton Meester in a really really short mini dress the kind where if you bend over, everyone can see your…EVERYTHING! Damn Leighton Meester why didn’t you bend over, well maybe its because she was at some pretentious Oscar event but at least she was generous enough to show off her droll worthy legs and very nice ass. But what the fuck is up with her denim army boots? I don’t know much about fashion but I know enough to know that those boots are shit! So Leighton Meester if you want to aspire to be perfection loose the boots (lose the cloths too, that’d be nice) and get some bigger tits, I see your potential!

Leighton Meester Sex Tape
More Leighton Meester Sex Tape Stills
Leighton Meester Claims Sex Tape Chick isn’t Her, PACK OF LIES!
More Leighton Meester Sex Tape Video Stills

TAGS: Leighton Meester

Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani In Bikini

Thursday, September 9th, 2010 | No Comments

Who the fuck is Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani? My first answer is do we really care, look at her. But for the small percentage of you who might care (probably those brown nosing women or bitch made nosy men) Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani is kind of a big deal in Europe/Italy because she’s like the equivalent of our Megan Fox, some hot actress type, and for Europe’s sake I hope she can actually act unlike Megan Fox. Anyways what better way to kick start your day, or waste time at work then to look at photos of a hot Italian actress in a tiny black thong bikini, so here you go Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani bikini photos, you’re welcome! And you’re extra welcome because not only are these bikini photos of Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani, but they are bikini photos which include a suntan lotion rub down AND backside shots which show her perfect ass in a thong bikini bottom. Yes, I’m a saint I know…

Belen Rodriguez Is A Goddess.
Maria Sandino is hot.
Maria Menounos is gorgeous!
Britney Spears in Bikini with Hard Nipples

TAGS: maria rodriguez

Irina Shayk Topless and in Lingerie for GQ

Thursday, September 9th, 2010 | No Comments

Most of us have no fuckin clue who Irina Shayk is and I like all of you had no idea that Irina Shayk even existed until a couple weeks ago when she was photographed with the epitome of Soccer playing Euro-grease Cristiano Ronaldo. So like so many others before her the 24 year old Russian model has made herself relevant (for now) by dating some dude who gets paid way too much to kick or throw a ball around, another model, athlete couple how original. I wonder how long before Cristiano Ronaldo gets tired of his flavor of the week and makes Irina Shayk another notch on his bedpost? Is that Cristiano Ronaldo guy even heterosexual because he wears pants that are tighter then Ice-T’s whore wife Coco, nice camel toe Ronaldo. Anyways enjoy these pictures of Irina Shayk from GQ magazine where she’s topless, in lingerie and flashing her fine ass for the cameras.

Irina Shayk Models Sexy Lingerie
Irina Shayk Sexy In Lingerie
Irina Shayk, true hotness. (SI)
Irina Shayk is a goddess. Full on.

TAGS: Irina Shayk

Cant get enough of Marisa Miller

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010 | No Comments

Can you ever really get tired of looking at Marisa Miller? The answer to the question posed depends on whether you’re a man or a woman. For men (well straight men, and probably non straight men too), the answer is inevitably hell fuckin no, we can never ever get tired of looking at Marisa Miller, why? Because Marisa Miller is god’s gift to men and obviously any gift from god is to be appreciated, loved and worshipped. However, if you’re a woman the answer is hell yes, women are sick and tired of looking at Marisa Miller, because quite frankly most ‘real’ women are ugly and therefore looking at Marisa Miller does nothing but remind them of how hideous they really are. Juts to add insult to injury, photos of Marisa Miller really piss women off because their boyfriends and husbands would rather sit on the internet searching for, gawking at and doing who knows what else to photos of Marisa Miller then spend time with these ‘real’ women. Since us men love Maris Miller so damn much, who gives a flying monkey’s ass about what my girlfriend or your girlfriend dislikes (Marisa Miller) so I’ve decided to post photos of a fully clothed but still smoking hot Marisa Miller from some Oscar party. Enjoy! I hope your significant other catches you looking at these!

Marisa Miller Hot in VEGAS
Marisa Miller does Charity Work
Marisa Miller Primps Backstage, Wears Expensive Tit Cover
Sneak Peek at Marisa Miller Nude GQ UK August Issue

TAGS: Marisa Miller

Naked Romanian Pop Star Inna and Hot Naked Friends in FHM

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010 | No Comments

European chicks are fuckin awesome because they don’t mind getting naked and getting photographed naked. Unlike us uptight Americans, Europeans are all for the human form and showing off what god gave them, uninhibited displays of nudity are unfortunate if the person is an unattractive middle aged women or male of any type but if a hot, young women wants to show me her tits and ass I’ll support her decision. Elena Apostoleanu, who’s better known as Inna and apparently the Lady gaga of Romania is one of those hot young women who’s more than happy to show off her super tight body, all her equally hot naked friends are also for the naked form. Inna along with several of her insanely attractive friends exposed their nice tits and ass for a spread in FHM magazine. Not only did these extremely hot young women pose naked but they also managed to grab each other’s boobs in the photos. I haven’t heard Inna’s music and I probably never will, but based on these naked pictures of Inna I’ll always be a loyal fan.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Hot Model Friends, topless pictures
Marissa Miller and Topless friends
Danielle Lloyd and Friends are Naked
For those of you who Love Cougars Geri Halliwell in a Bikini

TAGS: inna

Bikini, Cleavage, Ass shots of T.V Hotties courtesy of FHM magazine

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010 | No Comments

FHM has got to be the smartest magazine out there, because they unlike Harper’s Bazaar know what men want. Men will pay whatever the price to see lots of tits and ass preferably naked but bikini’s are tolerable. On the heels of their super hot bikini shoot of Audrina Patridge, FHM has managed to outdo themselves in the April issue by compiling bikini, underwear, ass and boob/cleavage shots of television hottest ladies (Kim Kardashian was probably a pity addition because she’s beat)! Included in the issues are Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, Summer Glau in her bra (hot damn), Olivia Munn in her underwear, Minka Kelly showing some ass, Jessica Stroup in a soaking wet see-through wife beater, Erin Cummings in a bikini and other insanely hot shots of all our favorite television babes. FHM is genius but what’s even better than buying a copy of FHM is getting free samples of the sizzling photos that will be featured in their April issue, so here you go….enjoy! And you’re welcome, again.