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Kim Kardashian Gets Rear Ended on Entourage

Thursday, October 7th, 2010 | No Comments

I know that some guys would like to see Kim Kardashian and her big ass get rear ended by perhaps Turtle or Johnny Drama on an episode of Entourage. I wish that I could tell you about one of the guys from Entourage got to rear end Kim Kardashian on an upcoming episode but unfortunately the only rear ending that went on when Kim Kardashian was on the set filming an episode of Entourage involved her Bentley. Kim Kardashian’s Bentley was involved in a little fender bender while she was filming with Adrien Grenier who’s better known for his character Vincent Chase on Entourage. Speaking of Entourage, is it just me or is season 7 sucking harder than the Kardashian sisters suck on ‘purple crayons’ seriously this season is so fuckin boring and all the characters, except Ari are irate, irritating, one dimensional and boring as hell. I especially can’t stand that baby girl, Vince fuck they need to fire the current writers and start over. Anyways enough about disappointment at this season of Entourage, enjoy these pictures of Kim Kardashian and Adrien Grenier, since the pictures are boring like this season 7 of Entourage just imagine Kim Kardashian getting rear ended by YOU!

Emmanuelle Chriqui, Sloan from Entourage Hot Body Pictures
Kim Kardashian, Bush couldn’t get over her Sex Tape
Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures, Some of Kim Kardashian from Behind
Kourtney Kardashian has kid with a STD

TAGS: Kim Kardashian

For those of you who Love Cougars Geri Halliwell in a Bikini

Thursday, September 16th, 2010 | No Comments

I’m feeling generous today so I thought I’d diversify and try to cater to a different crowd. For those of you who are tired of exclusively seeing Supermodels and other young, hot, sexy women with tight bodies this post is for you my friends. Geri Halliwell is most definitely not young, nor a hot, sexy supermodel but what Geri Halliwell does have in common with the Supermodels and other hot young babes is that Geri Halliwell despite being a bit old still has a tight little body. So all you cougar lovers can thank me for these bikini pictures of the ultimate cougar Geri Halliwell. If I had to get with any cougar Geri Halliwell would most definitely be in my top 5, just look at the way Geri Halliwell is grabbing her boobs she just screams freaky. I actually think Geri Halliwell looks more attractive now then she did when she was a Spice Girl, if my memory serves me right Geri Halliwell was the chubby ginger of the group who kinda looked like a dude.

Geri Halliwell Flashes her Ass to Kids
Geri Halliwell Wants To Save The Ta-Tas
Geri Halliwell’s Boobs Try Desperately to Escape
Celeb Bikini Battle: Lindsay Lohan Inside a Milf Sandwich!

TAGS: Geri Halliwell

Lindsay Lohan Post Rehab Prison Shows off Boobs

Thursday, September 16th, 2010 | No Comments

Lindsay Lohan is a free women and what better way to celebrate one’s freedom then to pretend that prison and rehab never happened. Lindsay Lohan is using her new found freedom as an opportunity to show the world that she’s no longer dependent of chemical stimulants and still has huge boobs. Check out these post rehab/prison pictures of Lindsay Lohan, she actually looks decent and she’s in a super tight spandex white tank top which lets us know that she still has an awesome rack, though her boobs look a bit lop sided boob are boobs I really don’t discriminate. I never thought I’d say this but I’m actually rooting for Lindsay Lohan because seeing Lindsay Lohan in a state of complete and utter sloppiness for the past couple years was getting old and in all honesty a bit sad. Congrats Lindsay Lohan I really hope that rehab and prison did you some good and you’re not just fooling us with this ‘I’m all better act’.

Lindsay Lohan Maxim Magazine Spread
Lindsay Lohan Shows off Beer Belly and Falls Down AGAIN!
Christina Ricci a mangled mess no surprise Lindsay Lohan at Scene of the Crime
Lindsay Lohan no longer stuck on stupid

TAGS: Lindsay Lohan

Sophie Monk Sizzling in a Bikini

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010 | No Comments

I’m still not sure what this Sophie Monk chick does for a living, besides getting photographed in random places looking hot and pretending she didn’t call the paparazzi to take pictures of her looking hot while doing absolutely nothing, I suppose staging photo-ops could be considered a ‘job’. Anyways here is Sophie Monk hard at ‘work’ on the beach in a tiny bikini and being the good employee that she is, she of course fulfilled her employment obligations and looked hot while doing nothing. Yes, Sophie Monk looked extremely sexy in her tiny, barely there bikini and her body is bangin, I guess Sophie Monk has been hitting the gym hard. Sophie Monk still has those weird, awkward duck lips though; I really don’t understand why girls get lip injections because last time I checked weird Donald Duck plastic lips that look like a foreign alien object on your face were not sexy. Thin villainous lips are ugly because they make chicks look evil and scandalous but chicks with fucked up lip injections look like ‘special people’ so it’s a toss-up between evil thin lip bitch or retard duck lip skank. Conclusion, chicks born with thin lips are fucked either way, fail. Anyways just ignore Sophie Monk’s face and focus on her hot body.

Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures in Ralph Magazine
Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures
Sophie Monk Riding Bike in a Bikini Top
Sophie Monk has Nice Legs and ass

TAGS: Sophie Monk

Karissa Shannon Sucks on a Banana

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010 | No Comments

Before that psychopathic fame whore douche nozzle Spencer Pratt started yapping about a sex tape involving Playboy’s Karissa Shannon and his ex wife Heidi Montag nobody even knew who the fuck Karissa Shannon was. Sure Karissa Shannon was in Playboy and whored herself out to a senior citizen who’s old enough to be her grandfather (Hugh Hefner is the ultimate pimp) but that didn’t make her special because so many trashy bleach blonde skanks before her have whored themselves out to the go same process. So it’s funny how deranged and twisted our society really is, because all it takes to thrust someone from obscurity into the spotlight is a sex tape, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian being prime examples of this twisted force at work. But I’m glad we have a twisted and deranged society because I love sex tapes and if the sex tape between Karissa Shannon and Heidi Montag does in fact exists then I bet it’ll be interesting because the way that Karissa Shannon is putting that banana with whipped cream into her mouth signifies that she’s probably a huge kinky whore.

Heidi Montag and Playboy Babe Karissa Shannon Girl on Girl Sex Tape
Playboys Miss July & August Karissa & Kristina Shannon in Bikini’s
More Karissa & Kristina Shannon Sexy Playboy Pictures
Karissa and Karina Shannon Topless in Body Paint

TAGS: Karissa Shannon

Jessica Alba No Panties Exposes Her Bare Ass

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010 | No Comments

Jessica Alba has been on a roll lately and really redeeming herself for depriving us of her hotness for the past couple years. Jessica Alba did a roof top photo shoot recently and thank god for us she decided not to wear any panties and let us know that she’s not wearing any panties by standing bare assed near the edge of some railing so we can see her bare ass. I know that Jessica Alba never smiles and walks around with a ‘fuck the world’ look on her face, well unless she has a new movie coming out then she pretends to smile until the movie bombs and goes straight to dvd but I think Jessica Alba actually has a sense of humor. I mean only someone with a great sense of humor would tease all the men of the world with her bare ass as if to say haha you can’t touch this. Check out Jessica Alba, no panties, bare assed its awesome.

Jessica Alba Milf ass back in action
Jessica Alba Bra Pictures Still Not Smiling but Showing Skin
Jessica Alba Shows Leggy in a Short Dress
Finally! Some Sexy Jessica Alba Pictures from Cosmopolitan

TAGS: Jessica Alba

Heidi Montag still an Attention Whore Wants to get Implants Out

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010 | No Comments

I’m so sick of this dumb delusional horse face idiot bitch, so this will be the last time I post about Heidi Montag for a while, well until the sex tape (which I know think is a scam and doesn’t exist) surfaces. Heidi Montag has found a sucker , Life & Style magazine to pay her for an interview about everything from her extremely botched plastic surgeries, her wanting to take out those bolt on implants, and of course the probably non-existent sex tape that her and psychopath Spencer Pratt made up to get some publicity. A word of advice to Heidi Montag, stop with the hack plastic surgery jobs and invest in some therapy because you’re obviously an extremely troubled person. Is it just me or does Heidi’s face look messed on the cover of Life & Style? Anyways don’t go out and buy Life & Style because if you do you’re only contributing to Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery fund, plus she’s obviously a liar so lets just forget about this bitch.

New Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures and Sex Tape
Heidi Montag and Playboy Babe Karissa Shannon Girl on Girl Sex Tape
Heidi Montag is an Annoying Idiot
Heidi Montag Shows off New Plastic Boobs

TAGS: Heidi Montag

Natalia Paris Topless Nude and booty Pictures

Monday, September 13th, 2010 | No Comments

Natalia Paris is one of my new favorite models, not only is this Columbia model incredibly exotic and sexy but she’s also down to get naked and that’s the best quality in any hot ass chick. Natalia Paris also has a bit of an interesting bad ass past because apparently she use to be married to some significant Columbia Narco boss, until he was brutally murdered by a rival or something like that, just picture Scarface with some minor tweaks. Anyways enough about Narco bosses and brutal murders lets’ get back to something a lot more interesting which is Natalia Paris a hot naked, topless and bare assed supermodel, just take a look at these pictures of Natalia Paris, wow is she crazy sexy or is she super crazy blow your mind sex? Natalia Paris topless on a bed, Natalia Paris naked and showing her bare ass on the beach, Natalia Paris topless on a bike and Natalia Paris naked and topless doing other random things, Natalia Paris just made your day admit it the best thing about your day today is going to be these smoking hot pictures of Natalia Paris.

Paris Hilton Topless Bikini Pictures are Hot
Taylor swift nude pictures real or fake?
Rosie Huntington Whiteley Nude Pictures
Alessandra Torresani Topless, Nipple Slip Outtake Pictures from Maxim

TAGS: Natalia Paris

More Kelly Brook Topless Photos from playboy

Monday, September 13th, 2010 | No Comments

So Kelly Brook has made it onto my favorite babes to post about list a super exclusive list which includes the links of Miranda Kerr, Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Alessandra Ambrosio and my all time favorite Bar Refaeli. So first off let’s give a big congratulations to Kelly Brook for being so damn hot and having such a nice pair of tits and wonderful ass, her looks have put her in the big leagues and by big leagues I mean my list of hot chicks that I exploit on this site. Anyways I’m sure these awesome topless and need I even say insanely sexy pictures of Kelly Brook Topless in Playboy will be the highlight of your day. Kelly Brook is a pro at looking ridiculously sexy naked, who wouldn’t want to see Kelly Brook topless on a bed (insert dirty thoughts here) wait who wouldn’t want to see Kelly Brook naked period. Enjoy these extra Kelly Brook pictures from Playboy.

Kelly Brook Topless Playboy Pictures
Kelly Brook, Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington Whiteley and Alessandra Ambrosio Sexy Pictures in LOVE
Kelly Brook Sexy Hot in Ultimo Lingerie
Kelly Brook Spreads Em

TAGS: Kelly Brook

Britney Spears in Bikini with Hard Nipples

Sunday, September 12th, 2010 | No Comments

This new Britney Spears who loves to wear tiny bright bikini’s while vacationing in Hawaii with her boyfriend and not look like a complete slob in the bikini’s is awesome. Another day in Hawaii, another barely there bikini for Britney Spears and today we get a little something extra and that extra surprise is Britney Spears’ hard nipples. Britney Spears’ hard nipples are nothing new to us; remember when she use to do all those slurpee runs in see through tank tops, yup nipple show? The water in Hawaii must not be warm because Britney Spears’ nipples looked like daggers ready to stab but I don’t mind she can stab me all day with those. Britney Spears is looking damn good lately and I really hope she isn’t teasing us and getting our hopes up that she might one day reclaim her status as the ultimate female sex symbol, but who cares about the future I’m just going to enjoy Britney Spears in the here and now.