Olivia Munn is Ridiculously Hot in Maxim

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 | No Comments

Then again, Olivia Munn would be ridiculously hot even if she was cleaning out a lint trap. She is the perfect mix of “real” girl and “hot” girl (and yes usually they are mutually exclusive). If a girl is hot it is pretty much a statistical impossibility that she is also “real” in the sense that I would be able to tolerate her for longer than a bj. She is a video game guru, she is funny and she is a tech nerd. Be still my heart! I just know she’d be impressed by my average log time on World of Warcraft of 80 hours per week. I bet she’d get wet over my 1337 skillz! So here goes.

Olivia, my dear and my love – will you marry me? (If you don’t respond, I will take that as a yes, and will come get you. If you resist I will just know you love me that much more.)