Nicole Richie at The 2009 Art of Elysium's Charity Gala with Joel Madden

Nicole Richie’s Grandma Cleavage

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 | No Comments

I take it Nicole Richie skipped Milf-hood and went directly into Grandma territory. Her face is ok but as you start looking down passed her droopy cleavage you see what I’m talking about. Not only is the dress not her age range but her droopiness and body language screams misery. I guess motherhood really put a strain on her because bitch looks haggard. I’d say ‘I’d hit it’ but I probably won’t until she changes her attitude and maybe wears a bra.