New Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures and Sex Tape

Thursday, August 26th, 2010 | No Comments

Looks as though things have been a little rough for idiot blow up doll Heidi Montag. First Dr. Frank Ryan the plastic surgeon who made her look like a ridiculous bride of Frankenstein, plastic blow up doll, creepy frozen face with bolt on tits monster thing died in a freak car accident when his Jeep veered off a cliff. Second, these bikini pictures of Heidi Montag are apparently new and she looks a mess, like the plastic on her face is beginning to disintegrate anyways she’s supposedly in Costa Rica to mourn the death of her creator, Dr. Frank Ryan (who also did work on Shauna Sand..enough said). Thirdly, Heidi Montag’s soon to be ex husband, victim of society Spencer Pratt is shopping around some sex tapes to the king of adult entertainment Vivid Entertainment, the Heidi Montag sex tapes apparently feature post and pre plastic surgery versions of Heidi Montag that according to Spencer Pratt “makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.” According to TMZ Spencer is asking for 5 million dollars for the tapes. I don’t even know why I’m writing about these two soulless douche bags because if the past has told us anything about plastic surgery and sex tapes it’s that the culprits are assholes desperate of attention, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are both losers who deserve one another.