Where is St. Barth’s and why are beautiful people always there? I need to learn how to stalk properly. I obviously need to live in a hut on the beach in St. Barth’s. For example, just recently Miranda Kerr was sporting a tiny, tiny, tiny pink bikini and was showing off her amazing rump on the beach. And where was I? At home, spraying Cheese Whiz into my mouth. No wonder she likes Orlando Bloom more than me.
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