Miranda Kerr in Vogue Australia January 2009 issue

Miranda Kerr Because She’s Hot

Thursday, December 18th, 2008 | No Comments

Miranda Kerr graced the January 2009 issue of Australian Vogue all sexy with her ‘Wanna play?’ face and yes, I do. I very much want to play with you Miranda, all day for many days.

Realistically, I probably wouldn’t even be able to perform if Miranda was standing stark naked in front me asking me to lick her twat. My innards would explode and I’d vomit blood all over her tits freaking her out. She’d jump out the window and hall ass down the street. Never to see her again. I’d just kill myself at that point.