Madonna leaked W magazine outtakes for Hard Candy album photoshoot

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Madonna is NOT a Cougar

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 | No Comments

Madonna’s Hard Candy album photoshoot for W magazine leaked onto the internet and after reviewing them, I wish the leaker can take it back. Not all the magician photoshop wizards in the Country can fix that haggard old hag. I hate you Madonna for still thinking you still ‘got it’ because you really don’t.

Take your billions of dollars and buy a remote island far far away from cameras, videos, Hollywood and technology for that matter. Just go away, pretty please. You ruined my perfectly good short week with your melting wrinkled cooch and gnarly ass upper lip whiskers. Bonus: There’s a nip slip but you’re gonna have to look at every single picture to spot it… this is called tough love. Enjoy.