Although Lindsay Lohan has been trying her very best (I use the word ‘best’ loosely, because think of what an addicts very best entails, not much and for Lindsay Lohan her very best is not doing a mountain of blow with a rolled up news paper during an interview) to convince the world that she’s a changed women, that she’s no longer a junkie, drama queen, spoiled ginger drunken retard, derailed train wreck. However, Lindsay Lohan’s latest move reaffirms that Lindsay Lohan is still as fuckin stupid as ever and probably really really desperate for drug money. Lindsay Lohan is suing E Trade Securities for 100 million dollars over their commercial featuring a “milk-a-holic” named Lindsay (the commercial is hilarious).

This from Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer:

Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.
“Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Ovadia said.
“They used the name Lindsay … This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”
She says Lohan is owed $50 million in exemplary damages, plus another $50 million in compensatory damages.

WOW! First question, how is Lindsay Lohan going to pay her lawyer? Second question Lindsay Lohan did you get even more fuckin retarded? Did someone lace your supply of blow with retard dust? Lindsay Lohan should thank E Trade Securities for using a name that is the same as hers on TV, when was the last time that Lindsay Lohan’s name was used in conjunction with something positive like milk, babies and the diversification of portfolios? Also implying that the only substance Lindsay Lohan is addicted to is milk has probably been the most flattering things that anyone has said about her in years. Last, Lindsay Lohan comparing her name to the likes of Oprah and Madonna is just plain insanity, because last time I checked the name Lindsay is a generic, ugly ass name that millions of stupid people name their kids. So Lindsay Lohan get over youself, you’re stupid please move to Germany and live with David Hasselhoff, I’m sure you two will have a wonderful time eating burgers off the floor.  Props to e-trade for the lindsay lohan commercial.

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