Lindsay Lohan not looking like a meth addicted gremlin

Monday, March 8th, 2010 | No Comments

I have to admit Lindsay ‘I heart blow for life’ Lohan cleaned up pretty nice for the Roberto Cavalli Fashion Show in Milan over the weekend. I’ve gotten so use to seeing Lindsay Lohan look like a strung out addict who’s been on a nine day bender that I forgot Lindsay Lohan use to have a big rack and look well, not like a complete junkie. Lindsay Lohan’s trainwreck of a life has alienated her from celebrity stardom here in the United States and where does Hollywood road kill go to get their fix of famous? EUROPE! I swear those eccentric Europeans love our once famous left over’s. In the case of Lindsay Lohan, I think Europeans are trying to get a bang for their rapidly plummeting buck (the Euro is fucked) so they seek out an American actress who is desperate enough to gladly accept payment in Euros to make old rich European men feel hip and cool. She’s not getting paid to sit front row at a Roberto Cavalli show, but for what happens after the show. Oh Lindsay Lohan when will you learn.