Lindsay Lohan was in London this past weekend and gave an exclusive interview, by exclusive I mean traded her bullshit delusional, nobody cares made up story for more money to buy blow, booze and friends to The Sun. Lohan revealed details about her problematic past including insight into her substance abuse problems and how she ‘beat’ her addictions.
Here are a couple quotes from the apparently reformed Lohan on alcohol, drugs, and the ‘new’ her:
No more drugs…
“”When my father was going public, that’s when I hit rock bottom. I abused substances too much and it wasn’t the answer to my problems. People need to know that. I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to.”
Boozing is A-OK…
“There are certain situations where I have obligations. There’s no reason to (drink) because I don’t want to feel like shit in the morning. The thing is, at the times I was going out a lot and being seen everywhere, I would have been in college. My brother, who is 18, and his friends go out to bars and stuff till whatever time. That’s what you do in college. Mine was all in the public eye so it was magnified that much more.”
Train wreckage, a thing of the past:
“I learnt from my mistakes and I’m now healthy and happier. I never want to be close to losing everything I worked for and aspired to have my whole life.”
Bitch please who you trying to kid? The only thing that you’ve learnt is to put the straw down long enough before this interview to watch an episode of Celebrity Rehab with Dr.Drew and reiterate Andy Dicks ‘I’ve changed’ bullshit speech (hey Andy dick, how rehab work out for ya?). I think if Tiger Woods told me that he respected his wife, that would be far less insane then Lindsey Lohan claiming she’s off the booze and blow.
Aw, sick! Gross! Ginger kids are born with a disease, which causes very light skin, red hair, freckles, fire crotches, full blown drug addictions, pretend lesbianism and broken families. Lindsey Lohan you fail, just give up already.

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