Lindsay Lohan Maxim Magazine Spread

Saturday, September 4th, 2010 | No Comments

So apparently according to the magicians at Maxim (they work magic, because no matter how butt ugly the chick leave it to Maxim to give us the illusion that she’s hot) these pictures of Lindsay Lohan were taken just days before she was thrown into the slammer. So in between smoking meth, being bipolar, court battles, getting random tattoos Lindsay Lohan managed to squeeze in a photo shoot with Maxim. These photos of Lindsay Lohan aren’t bad, she kind of looks like she use to, before drugs ruined her or maybe they once again prove that Maxim works wonders because every time I’ve seen Lindsay Lohan in the past two years she’s looked like a victim. These Maxim photos of Lindsay Lohan remind us that she was once somewhat attractive and had big bouncy tits, which were the best part about this ginger train wreck. OK, Ok I know that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab now and of course rehab isn’t a place where drug addicts make friends with other drug addicts and spend their time creating elaborate plans to throw a huge 5 drug party when they escape so I should really give Lindsay Lohan a break and stop being so mean right? Whatever I’m just gonna stop writing because Lindsay Lohan is an idiot. Get well soon Ms.Lohan