Lindsay Lohan in Interview magazine February 2009 issue

Lindsay Lohan is Artistically Hot

Saturday, January 10th, 2009 | 1 Comment

The beautiful hot mess Lindsay Lohan looks so damn fine in the February 2009 issue of Interview magazine and guess what, she’s single. Her and that 60lb boy Samantha Ronson have split and rumor has it she has already moved out of their house.

Hopefully she won’t get caught up on the whole penis thing and continues to be a twat lover. More chances for me to do a little scissoring with the Lohan. I know my chances are pretty high to contract an STD and extremely low that she’ll be interested in a hot Latina chick like me but you never know. The world works in mysterious ways.