Apparently St. Barth’s is the place to be this time of year, with all of the hot models scampering around down there. Kylie is looking super fuckable in a tiny bikini on that beach, but it gets me wondering. Why a beach? I mean keeping practicality in mind, when I think of sex and a beach all I can think of is getting sand in my pee hole and then being miserable for an hour. I want to see some slutty model shoots being done in skeezy hotels or maybe a burger joint. In my home town, all of the dirty pervs fuck in the Burger King. So come on Victoria’s Secret, who wouldn’t get turned on by Kyle Bisutta eating a Whopper at BK?
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