Kourtney Kardashian has kid with a STD

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 | No Comments

Even though I think all those Kardashian sisters are useless, famous for nothing, unattractive idiots, this story is just too hilarious not to post. So apparently according to In Touch Weekly (hence the apparently) Kourtney Kardashian, the eldest Kardashian sister, who just had a baby with a non professional black athlete, Scott Disick, douche master was nicknamed ‘STD’ and ‘Number one Scum’ in high school. STD for those of you who don’t know and I can’t imagine who wouldn’t know, stands for sexually transmitted disease. In Touch Weekly who’s source for this story was a dude by the name of Jason Green reports:

Long before he gained fame on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott was known as a hard partier, a serial cheater and, as one high school acquaintance puts it, “a tool.” And as more and more information surfaces about Scott’s shady past, Kourtney wonders how long she’ll be able to put up with him. Jason Green, one of Scott’s former classmates from Long Island, N.Y.’s Ross School, agrees that Scott was bad news in high school. “There were just as many rumors about him then as there are now,” Jason tells In Touch. “Scott had a couple of nicknames in high school. One was Number One Scum, and the other was STD.”

A lot of guys might be embarrassed to have the initials “STD,” but Scott thought they enhanced his reputation as a ladies’ man! According to Jason, Scott was so proud to have the same initials as “sexually transmitted disease” that “he wore dog tags with ‘STD’ printed on them.”

Holy Fuckin hell, am I right or am I right? Kourtney Kardashian proves that stupidity is a dominant Kardashian trait, as if we didn’t already know that Kardashian were stupid when we saw Kim Kardashian on tape allowing that turd Ray-J to…well you know. But back to Kourtney, who not only got knocked up by Mr. ‘STD’ Scott Disick who just oozes doucheness, but the fact that she got knocked up by him means that she’s now Mrs. STD. Oh that and the fact that she decided to procreative with this dude is just…wow! Kourtney Kardashian, smartest person alive!