Bravo, Twitter. You have accomplished one good thing in your entire existence.
Kim Kardashian must have been bored this week. Instead of feeding her ass or whining about whatever she does (???) she posted…a surprisingly fucking awesome picture of herself via Twitpic. She twittered/tweeted/twatted herself back into the hearts and pants of millions. Touché, Kim. You know how to keep a man’s attention. Unlike my alcoholic mother.
Kudos to Kim for her bangtastic ass… but it doesn’t help her personality. Her tweets are fucking retarded and boring as hell:
Rocky just peed on my new Birkin bag!!! I want to kill him! U have noooo idea how I feel right now! I know he’s a puppy but SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!
I liked women better when they weren’t allowed to speak. Like. SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!
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