Kate Winslet is Single

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010 | No Comments

Oscar winner and A-list cougar, Kate Winslet just announced a split from her husband of seven years, Sam Mendes. Though the split may be surprising to some, it makes sense to me, because marriages where the attractiveness imbalance is substantially skewed, like it was in Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes marriage (google the guy and if you’re too lazy just imagine some random old dude who looks kind of Mexican) never work out unless the women is a gold digging whore, and even then the chances of ’forever’ are slim. Being that Kate Winslet is not a gold digging whore, she probably banks more coin then the old dude and that Kate Winslet seems to have gotten hotter and hotter year after year, the divorce was probably inevitable and most likely Kate’s idea. People magazine reports:

“Kate and Sam are saddened to announce that they separated earlier this year,” their lawyers say in a statement. “The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement.”

And just to add insult to Sam Mendes’s injury I’ve decided to post some blow your mind hot photos of Kate Winslet including a bare ass shot from a Vanity Fair shoot. Enjoy.