Kat Von D, the Joker’s Wife

Thursday, March 18th, 2010 | No Comments

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I commend Kat Von D for being unique and protesting against our socially contrived notions of beauty (the supermodel look is ‘beautiful’ anything else is whack). Kat Von D seems like a pretty cool chick, one who’s vocabulary is overrun by the words ‘dude’ , ‘rad’ and ‘fuck’ beside her totally gnarly vocabulary artillery her artistic talent is also undeniable. However, there has to be a point where you look at yourself in the mirror and say wow I’m taking this being different thing a little too far, and I think that Kat Von D needs to come to a realization that she really needs to put a stop to this human anti-feminine experiment that she’s been conducting on herself. I use to think Kat Von D was not bad for her ‘type’ of chick but these recent photos of her make me believe that she’s ready to audition for the role of the Joker’s wife on the next Batman. Remember that episode of the Simpsons when Homer had that make-up gun? Well it looks like Kat Von D set the make-up gun on maximum and blasted herself in the face, because she is looking like a clown, not clown’in but just clown face. The Joker (from the Dark Knight): Wanna know how I got these scars? Make up gun accident? Come on Kat Von D, I know you still have that bad girl hotness in you, please bring it back.