Joanna Krupa Likes Animals, Apparently

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

To tell you the truth, I don’t give a shit about animals. I would probably eat any kind of animal as long as it was on a piece of bread with some mayonnaise on it. Joanna Krupa on the other hand, is an angel. She is an advocate for tiny, tiny animals she is letting the world know that she has had ENOUGH of the abuse! In order to show her support of PETA, she had an extremely fucking hot photoshoot (and was then photoshopped into a puppy orgy).

She sure showed us with her nude body, soft skin, pouty lips and gorgeous breasts. I mean. My God. I’ll never think about touching another animal again as long as I live.Unless I’m hungry or want to text some noxious chemicals. Whatever.

…and um, am I wrong, or in the second photo where Joanna is a naked cross-bearing angel… is she stepping on the heads of dogs? Kind of sends a mixed message, don’t you think?