Jessica Simpson Looks like my Grandma

Friday, March 12th, 2010 | No Comments

I remember the days when Jessica Simpson use to be hot and guys actually had her on their celebrity wanna fuck list. But those days seem to be long gone, because nowadays every time I see photos of Jessica Simpson she’s in some ugly frumpy grandma dress looking all boring and serious, refer to photos provided for proof of Jessica Simpson‘s grandma tendencies. Come on Jessica Simpson at least bring some cleavage back! I understand that Jessica Simpson no longer looks like Daisy Duke and for the love of god would not be able to even remotely squeeze into a pair of daisy dukes without exploding. But just because she’s a little softer in the body area then before doesn’t mean she can’t at least show off her delicious boobs, like really Jessica Simpson how do you expect to get a man without flaunting your best asset’s in his face? It’s not like your smart or have anything important to say, so that just leaves boobs, ass and legs as your only available tools to land a man. Oh and if you want to hook and actually keep a man, it may be wise to tell your psychotic father to stay the fuck away, guys are totally turned off by dads who think their doing us some big favor by letting us bang their daughters, F.Y.I it’s the other way around, so you’re welcome.