Jessica Alba 2009 Campari Swimsuit Calendar

Jessica Alba’s 2009 Campari Swimsuit Calendar

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 | No Comments

Holy balls, Jessica Alba just released her 2009 Campari Swimsuit Calendar looking finer than ever. I don’t know why they call it a swimsuit calender when she’s barely wearing a swimsuit at all, in fact, I thinks she’s only wearing maybe two swimsuit like outfits out of the entire gallery. However, I shall not complain, she looks smokin’ hot.

Makes me want to swim in Campari, damn those geniuses behind the marketing campaign for choosing my Jessica Alba. Yea, you read that right, she’s my girl. I don’t care if she’s married with a baby, I’ll keep living in my delusional state of mind all I want.

Doesn’t this photoshoot make you want to buy her product? She could be holding up a bowl of dog shit with a smile and I’d probably buy two of them. It’s sad really.