Jesse Vanilla Gorilla James is Sorry/Fucked, Sandra Bullock Moves Out

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Jesse Vanilla Gorilla James is Sorry/Fucked, Sandra Bullock Moves Out

Sunday, March 21st, 2010 | No Comments

Yesterday news broke that Jesse James cheated on his wife Sandra Bullock with one very interesting looking whore. However, Sandra Bullock must have obviously known that her husband was cheating on her before the story broke because she moved out of the home that her and Jesse share on Monday. People magazine reports:

The actress left the Southern California house she shares with James just days before a report of infidelity by her husband surfaced, a source tells PEOPLE.

If we had any doubts about claims of James’ infidelity he cleared all that up today by issuing an apology (or what most definitely resembles an apology) to People Magazine and pretty much admitting that he is in fact a Vanilla Gorilla who repeated fucked a graffiti ditch pig. More from People:

“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.
“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.
“This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

Jesse James is a fuckin retard because not only did he cheat on his wife who according to Forbes is worth 85 million dollars, do the math how many choppers do you have to build to make half of 85 million? Answer: way more then you can handle buddy but he cheated on her with the epitome of white trash (who in their right mind gets a huge tattoo across their forehead? Shit!). Sandra Bullock is one smart lady for getting the fuck out of that house, because not only did Jesse retarded James Tiger Woods her ass but he didn’t even have the decency to cheat with someone who resembles a human being.