Jeremy Renner to defuse Jessica Simpson’s heart or bomb it like all others before him

Thursday, March 11th, 2010 | No Comments

The Hurt Locker’s, bomb defusing expert Jeremy Renner is attempting to lock it in with Ms. Napalm herself, Jessica Simpson. I guess John Mayer’s interview with playboy where he reveals Jessica Simpson actually has awesome sex’in skills comparing her to crack cocaine and “sexual napalm” is actually doing Jessica some good, because Mr. big shot bomb diffuser (in movies) is now ready to take on some real napalm! People reports:

“Jeremy spent the night hitting on Jessica like crazy,” the source says. “They were really flirting up a storm.” Paves encouraged the two and, the source says, “Jessica loved it!” When the party was over, the two exchanged numbers, entering them into their phones.”

Of course Jessica loved it, she would love it if a stray homeless guy flashed her a smile. And I’m pretty impressed that Jessica Simpson knows her own number or for that matter how to put numbers into her phone. I like Jeremy Renner, he seems like a cool dude, so for his sake I hope that he hits it and quits it and doesn’t get duped into marriage by Jessica Simpson’s psychotic devil of a father Joe Simpson. Nahhhhh no guy after Nick Lachey was retarded enough to take Jessica Simpson seriously, so I’m not worried about Jeremy Renner.