Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Tits a Thing of the Past.

Sunday, August 8th, 2010 | No Comments

The fact that Jennifer Love Hewitt couldn’t even hold onto an uber turd like Jamie Kennedy should have raised some eyebrows. But at least when she was with that turd she still looked somewhat fuckable but judging by the way she looked at some recent/pointless event, I think that the break up must have drove her over the edge. I use to call this chick Jennifer Love Huge Tits for god sake and now all I see when I look at her is an old maid. Seriously I don’t know whether to dog her or feel sorry for her, I really hate being confused, thanks a lot Jennifer Love Hewitt. Jennifer, seriously get your shit together, maybe some extensions and a tight dress might bring back the Jenifer Love Huge Tits that was kinda hot, you’re better than this. Every break up has a winner and a loser, unfortunately Jennifer Love Hewitt is wayyyy losing right now and losing to Jamie Kennedy is like losing a sobriety competition to Lindsay Lohan, it just wrong and should never happen. Jennifer Love Hewitt, it’s not the end of the world I’m sure there are tons of short douche bags who are willing to have short term relationships with you, but not if you continue to look like shit.