Jennifer Ellison sexy J magazine photoshoot

Jennifer Ellison’s Sexy Photoshoot in J magazine

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 | No Comments

UK uber busty uber babe Jennifer Ellison posed for J magazine in some terribly sexy positions turning me way on, my panties exploded. It would of been funnier to say my penis exploded from a raging hard on but the fact is, I have a stupid vagina. My mother must have been in the wrong position when her and my Dad were conceiving me.

Bitch should of done it doggie instead of being a lazy bitch and lying on her back. Not that positions have anything to do with the sex of a child but maybe if she was a freak, I would of been born a man. But no, I’m just a perverted woman. Life’s rough having a vagina, just ask any female. Back on topic, I’d bang Jennifer Ellison’s brains out… if I had a penis.