Jessica Simpson’s stylist and gay best friend Ken Paves caught a breast, Jessica’s breast while leaving Jessica’s dad, Joe Simpsons Birthday diner this weekend. I wonder… if I pretended to be a fairy queen by wearing emo jeans, talking with a lisp and coloring hair if chicks would smile while I randomly grabbed their boobs? If the chick is Jessica Simpson, my plan wouldn’t have to be that elaborate but then I have to settle for some slight saggers. Remember when Jessica’s dad said she had great boobs, what the fuck was that about?
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