Girls that are 10x tougher than me are hot. Not that it takes a lot for girls to be that strong in comparison to me. The biggest thing I can lift is the tv tray with my Doritos and Mountain Dew on it. So here is a great list of chick athletes who I’d love to bang… and that would probably kill me in the sack.

Maria Sharapova

Tennis players so so hot… I’m not sure if it’s the guttural sounds they make when they slam balls or if it’s the spandex. Most likely it’s some combination of both. But Maria Sharapova is the cream of the crop. Not only is she good at tennis (like one of the Amazon Williams sisters) but she is a blonde bombshell. Spike me Maria!

Erin Andrews

No, maybe Erin doesn’t play sports but she is around them enough for me to consider her an athlete. Not to mention her body is f’n fantastic. So tasty that I may work hard for 5 years at becoming a pro football player just so that I may have the chance of speaking to the great Erin Andrews. Or I’ll work those 5 years at stalking Erin.

Allison Stokke

Allison Stokke’s thighs could crush my head into a bloody pulp… and I’d like it. This chick is completely ripped and so freaking awesome. There are pretty much no nude pictures of her online but I can get hard just thinking about her. For some reason, athletes like Allison are hot for all-body spandex outfits. And daddy likes.

Alicia Sacramone

Bottom line, gymnasts are solid blocks of muscle. Alicia went to the Olympics in Bejing and impressed the world by being amazing at what she does and looking an awful lot like Hayden Panettiere. If I could only get her into bed – I know she’d be able to hold on to me without hands or legs. … that’s right.

Anna Kournikova

Most people have forgotten about Anna ever since Maria hit the scene – but not me! I still dig this blonde tennis chick. She might not have won many big games in tennis but she went on to model – therefore she is a hot girl looking only for money. And money, Anna, is something I can provide you with. As long as you’ll have sex with me for $25.

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