Holly Madison, just because you turned 30 recently doesn’t mean you have to let yourself go. Good God. The dress? Boring. The face? Passable. The breasts? Disgusting.
Ah, who am I fucking kidding. Holly is looking so god damn fine I wish I could chloroform her, keep her in my basement for a week and not let her eat anything but my jism. She is looking like a perky 18 year old at her 30th birthday party and she deserves gold trophies in the shape of penises covered in roses just for that.
Oh and can anyone explain what the fuck is going on here? It looks like a mental patient is working in a quick boob grab/photo op while Holly is out in the fucking ether.
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