Heidi Montag is an Annoying Idiot

Saturday, March 27th, 2010 | No Comments

I really didn’t want to give Heidi ‘Horseface’ Montag any undue attention, because frankly she’s a sleezy, annoying individual who would probably retreat to a cave somewhere if she was banned from being stupid and staging those fake photo-ops. However, I wanted to post these recent photos of Heidi Montag, looking like the most ridiculous human I’ve ever seen, as a public warning to girls who are thinking of getting greedy with their boob jobs; don’t do it! Honestly Heidi Montag’s new boobs are the essence of ‘bolt on’ tits and are probably as hard as the crust on a Domino’s pizza, it’s disgusting. I bet the only people on this planet who think Horseface’s new tits are great is that equally disgusting ‘husband’/pimp of hers, Spencer Pratt and truck drivers. Don’t get me wrong I think fake tits are awesome, if they are done tastefully; but when you get a couple bolt on boulders that look like there impeding on your respiratory system that’s just wrong. Don’t even get me started on Heidi Montag’s face and horse hair.