Okay so maybe they are super hot girls pumping gas… close enough. But you got to admit that there is something super sexual about these voluptuous chicks sticking a hard nozzle into a dark hole. Yes. I did just sexualize pumping gas. And it’s hot.

Katy Perry Filling Up a Beast

That’s right Katy – you don’t need Russell. You just pump so hard into that beast of yours. If only I was the BP Station and you were that wicked little sports car. But then again, the world doesn’t adhere to my sick gasoline-related fantasies.

Anna Lynn McCord Gives Her Car a Golden Shower

….of gasoline. Yeah, yeah, I know she is a dirty tease. Hopefully the next time Anna Lynn decides to shower anyone it won’t be with gas. Or if it is, she better be naked and not wearing that stupid scarf. She doesn’t do anything worthwhile as it is, so unless she starts pumping gas naked…

Olivia Wilde Should Be a Gas Attendant

Olivia Wilde should always hang out at gas stations. I can forgive her for having her hair pulled back into that stupid little bun. Being around gas stations and automobiles really brings out the curve of her butt. Thank God for ridiculously short black dresses.

Katie Price is Pumping it Hard

Katie Price has been a very bad girl. Look at her, using that huge Land Rover. And I thought everyone who lived in California was a dirty, tree hugging liberal. Katie Price is just dirty. She should probably be punished. I’m ready and willing.

Jessica Alba Gets in a Dirty Pump

Jessica Alba is such a bad girl. I thought she was supposed to be some loving mother. I can’t believe she is pumping gas into an SUV. She should know that 4/5 women who drive SUVs get raped for not driving hybrid cars. It’s science.

Sophie Monk Filling up Her…

Sophie I know you’re filling up your car here, but you gotta stop flirting with me in public. My girlfriend will find out. Quit looking at me like that. You know I think that filling up gas tanks is a turn on. At least she isn’t using the autofill feature on her pump – I don’t think I’d be able to control myself if she was.

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