Epic Celebrity Punani Oops

Friday, August 7th, 2009 | 1 Comment

I give you the most embarrassing, the most epic vagina issues either from massive camel toe action by poor wardrobe decisions, insane upskirts and flat out nasty pussy droopage by celebrities. Some are fucking killer awesome but sadly some you wish never destroyed your mid-day snack by upchucking it back into your mouth after that glimpse of gnarly roast beefage.

Queen of camel toe, Coco has some serious issues with her thick ass pussy lips. Bitch can’t conceal them.

Of course Britney Spears‘ epic pussy flash was the hot ticket on the internet for months a couple years ago and quite frankly, it’s still pretty gnarly. Her pussy is more famous than her music.

Sharon Stone may be prehistoric to some but her pussy has yet to close the curtains… so to speak because this cougar will probably shave until the day her pussy lips are as wrinkled up like a nut sack.

This oughta make you puke, Shauna Sand’s poor excuse for a pussy. The thing is straight out of a horror movie starring a zombie and that creature from Cloverfield. Trust me, if you have a weak stomach and quick gag reflex, don’t even bother clicking the thumbs below.

This is why Lindsay Lohan is my favorite whore in Hollywood, of the many upskirts she’s had, only one looks like a pair of deflated testicles. Otherwise her vag looks tight (we all know it hasn’t been tight since Grade School) but looks are deceiving.

The whore of Hollywood whores, Paris Hilton. Veteran of the mother load of upskirts.

Former Playboy model Victoria Silvstedt who I still can’t understand why paparazzi follow her around. Actually, scratch that, I know why. Look at the pics below.