Eliza Dushku in Maxim magazine March 2009 issue

Eliza Dushku Does Maxim

Friday, February 13th, 2009 | No Comments

Sexy Eliza Dushku dresses down for Maxim magazine making my Friday so much more awesome that it was projected to be. Eliza can do no wrong in my eyes because her sex appeal is so overwhelming. This bitch better not ever get pregnant and ruin that sex appeal or I’m marching straight from my North Florida home office to where ever she lives (assuming all celebrities live in Hollywood) and slap her. Hard.