Dina Lohan Stupid Bitch gave Birth to another Stupid Bitch

Friday, March 12th, 2010 | No Comments

So the crazy, stupid, compulsive lying, self centered apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. We only need to look as far as Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina ‘the enabler’ Lohan to begin to understand why Lindsay Lohan is such a sloppy mess. I’m really starting to truly believe that both Dina and Lindsay Lohan are suffering from cognitive impairment that is a manifestation of the brain damage that both sustained from all the years of drug and alcohol abuse. Dina should be worried about her out of control brat of a daughter looking like a beat up Coach tote/ human drug garbage disposal but instead she’s decided to dedicate her concern toward an E Trade commercial that features a milk-a-holic baby named ‘Lindsay’. Dina Lohan who looks like an old catcher’s mitt still loves the attention and takes every opportunity she can get to exploit her daughter, so naturally she had to open her trap on that insanely retarded 100 million dollar lawsuit that Lindsay filed against E Trade. In an interview with The New York Post Dina Lohan exemplifies her and Lindsay’s utter stupidity:

(After Lindsay saw the ad) “She said, ‘Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?’ ” Dina Lohan said of a tearful phone call with her 23-year-old daughter.
“They’re little babies doing this, mocking another child who’s just trying to survive Hollywood, basically,” Dina Lohan said.

Dina goes on to say:

“I’m just basically glad I took a stand. I’m not going to let them do this to us anymore,” Dina Lohan said of the “horrible” and “mean” ad.

Oh no there are babies mocking my 23 year old child, who’s addicted to pretty much everything, been to rehab unsuccessfully for the millionth time, is a slut and also been to jail, what a horrible and mean ad. Hey Dina Lohan you know what’s really horrible and mean? Your parenting skills! WOW! Just the fact that Lindsay Lohan thinks the ad is about her speaks volumes! Both Dina and Lindsay need to get a life and fuckin get over their washed out, washed up selves. I hope E Trade bitch slaps both of them and keeps cranking out those awesome baby commercials.