Nothing gets me hornier than a Santa outfit (and I’m not necessarily excluding mall Santas here, as long as there are ridiculously hot women underneath those beards). And I know no better way of celebrating Christmas other than getting your ass horny.

The Naughty Lucy Pinder

I’m pretty sure Santa is going to have to put Lucy on his naughty list this year. Not because she could ever do anything wrong, but that old guy wants to give her a spanking. And let’s be honest here, who doesn’t? I have no idea why she is all naked in front of some family’s Christmas tree, but I approve with my whole heart.

Heidi Klum, the Snowflake

Heidi wins the award for the most creative, slutty Christmas outfits ever. A snowflake? A bow? And here was I was starting to get sick of the chicks dressing as slutty Santas (not really). Heidi, you give me hope! Want to see more of Heidi’s outfits?

Michelle Monaghan, the Sexy Santa

Michelle is the type of girl I’d want to take home to meet my mother. After meeting my mother, I’d drag her into the bathroom and do stuff to her in the shower stall. But still. My mother! Michelle is sweet as can be and has an ass that should be winning awards. Merry Christmas you sexy Santa.

Jolly Denise Milani

Denise makes me all warm and happy. Come Christmas eve, I’ll be tucked all in bed with dreams of sugar plums in my wee head. I’ll also be thinking of Denise’s massive rack that jiggle like a bowl full of jelly. I wish I could unwrap her for Christmas. See more of Denise here!

Alessandra Ambrosio, the Eskimo

I thought that this whole pink Eskimo outfit was for the runway, but here Alessandra is showing it off in other places. I love her Christmas spirit! I do want to make a non-Christmas comment on this one though. What the fuck is up with her smile? After careful research (aka I Googled it) I discovered that both of these photos are Alessandra. But… her smile is weird. She looks like a completely different person. No wonder models never smile, they’re ugly as crap if they do. See some hot pics of Alessandra here!

The Sexy Elf, Gemma Atkinson

Gemma Atkinson deserves all kinds of praise for wearing these slutty Christmas outfits. Why don’t the girls at the Fedex office party look this hot or slutty? Is God trying to punish me? Is he trying to tell me I’m not worthy?! Frack Christmas if I can’t see tits like this before the 25th. Want more of delicious Gemma?

Adriana Lima, the Snow Bunny

Nothing is cuter than seeing a hot chick play around in the snow. It’s like watching a puppy trip over it’s own tail. You can’t help but smile to it. (Well, hopefully not to the puppy thing.) Adriana is all snowy and hot and seeing her in holiday attire just makes me want to take her on a sleigh ride through a snowy Central Park…. and then do stuff to her under one of the bridges where all of the homeless people are. That’s what the true holiday spirit is, people. See more of the snow bunny Adriana here.

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