Charlie Sheen American Hero

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010 | No Comments

Charlie Sheen is saying hell no to charges that he allegedly threatened and assaulted his wife, Brooke Mueller with a knife on Christmas day. Sheen’s attorney Richard Cummins has confirmed that Sheen will enter a plea of not guilty and will not be accepting any form of plea bargain, he further elaborated “We have not entered a plea yet but we would be entering a plea of not guilty and certainly would not enter into any disposition that contemplated a felony because no felony occurred.” While Charlie Sheen is fighting for justice, his wife Brooke Mueller, is fighting for the crack pipe as she has just left a rehab center in Malibu (yes kids rehab is for quitters, be a winner) where she was seeking treatment for her CRACK addiction. I thought crack was only for the peasants, wow this bitch keeps it real. Charlie Sheen, not guilty, Charlie Sheen, all American hero, standing up for the rights of every man who’s Christmas morning has been fucked up by his crack addict snitch wife’s accusations of knife fights and death threats. Charlie Sheen has married some crazy bitches, screw this marriage noise, back to hookers bro, back to hookers. More denise richards bikini pics after the break.