I’ve never said this before in my celeb gossip career but Ashlee Simpson is looking kinda hot these days, post pregnancy and all. I never though she was hot ever, especially before she had the nose job and now all of the sudden she’s thinner than ever and looking pretty damn descent. Kudos to you Ashlee.
First of all, I’d like to start this post off with an apology because Lady Gaga is pretty damn ridiculous with her outfits especially at this angle the V Festival in Weston Park and she’s just saying ‘Fuck it’ while all sorts of meat is hanging out. Also, man she really has been practicing taping her peen back because her can hardly tell she’s a man.
Jennifer Aniston flashed what appears to be her shy fully waxed vagina lip during a scene of her new film The Bounty she’s working on with Gerard Butler and I can tell you right now, they don’t use body doubles and we now know Jennifer doesn’t wear tight panties. Good things to come.
Katie Price is drunk. Really drunk and really opens her legs wide enough that if she wasn’t wearing panties we would of had a eye full of pussy… and them-some. Happy Friday!!
Supermodel Naomi Campbell dances the night away at the club with her boyfriend and her chocolaty vagina to the entire bottom floor to people prepared with cameras and internet access. In one picture it appears she has a ball sack but maybe she has beefy pussy lips. You be the judge.
Uncensored Morning Links:
Naomi Campbell Isn’t Wearing Underwear – Drunken Stepfather
Jesse Jane Flashes on the Red Carpet – Don Chavez
Hooters Barstool Trick is Worth Seeing Again – Uncoached
Brad Pitt Gave Up The Weed. Why?! – The Blemish
Britney Spears Sucking the Lollipop – Yeeeah!
Chris Brown and Drunk Bitches - The Dirty
Evan Rachel Wood Lookin’ Beautiful In Flaunt Mag – Moe Jackson
Victoria Silvstedt Busty Vacation Pictures – The Grumpiest
So, this is not very shocking. During a live concert Lady Gaga was straddling a moped while she revealed what seems to be a penis upskirt people will have to undergo shock therapy to remove from their minds. Apparently she’s a hermaphrodite.
Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big fucking deal.
- L8d Gaga
That quote may be a fake because no asshole talks like that about themselves but the video below does not and cannot hide the fact that there’s something extra up that skirt. Skip to the 1:39 mark.
Curvaceous goddess of the UK Kelly Brook isn’t as slutty as we all have hoped because bitch kept her legs closed so tight we barely could get a glimpse of her panties. I see a tiny bit but not nearly enough to wank it during lunch break.
I’ve can’t tell you what type of music Pixie Lott plays or if it’s any good but her panties are showing and she’s pretty cute so I don’t think all that other stuff really matters at this point. Wanna hear something crazy? This chick was born in 1991 making me feel real old and classifying her as a legal teen babe.
Cute Australian actress Rachel Taylor flashed her light blue panties while speaking about something nobody really cares about because her panties are showing so it’s not like anyone is paying any attention anyway. She’s not really that famous but this is a start to a jump in her popularity.
Testosterone Morning Links:
Environment Killer: 50 Products Made of Meat – Manofest
Cameron Diaz Agrees To Marry Random Comic Con Fan – Daily Fill
Feature: Tattooed Chicks – Ehowa
Tanning Beds Will Kill You – Asylum
First Look At New Astroboy Stills – Screen Junkies
Recessions Are For Sissies – Made Man
Most Literal Photo of the Day – I Am Bored
Hot Pizza Upskirts – City Rag
Shakira Is All Ass and Tits – Sexy Kitten Porn
Beach Babes in String Bikinis – DJ Mick
George Clooney’s GF is the freaking bomb – Yeeah!
Heroes star Ali Larter looks really cute walking down the side shop on LA while she decided to kneel down and check her purse for some reason and holy crap I can almost see her butt hole. I’m glad she shaves her ass hairs because that would made this whole experience that much more embarrassing if the bitch had her hairy ass all over the interscape. Nice white ass Ali!
Uncensored Morning Links:
Pictures of celebirty upskirts, topless and more – Famous Blow
Hot Drunken Chicks Are Awesome – Dirty Rotten Whore
AnnaLynne McCord and sister Ultra Hot in Bikinis – Glamzilla
Marisa Miller busts out the cleavage – Movie Blog
Brittany Bod Teases You with her amazing rack – Whoredom
Nicole Sparks Wearing Miniskirt showing off Tight Ass – Silent Pix
Hot Emma Watson pics Collection – Caveman Circus
3 Videos of Celebrities Getting Rejected At Clubs – Celebrity Odor
Real-Life Barbie, WTF – Time Killer
Busty Nikki Sims doing the dishes and spills – Boobie Blog
Keeley Hazell Sexy Lynx Twist Pics
Megan Fox & Emporio Armani Underwear
Kylie Minogue Lingerie Spread
Candice Swanepoel & Miranda Kerr
2009 USC Song Girls Swimming
Alessandra Ambrosio Sexes Up Photoshoot
World's Hottest Women ?
Why I Watched The Golden Globes
Girls Who Will Dominate in 2010
Coco & Other Gingers I Love
Girls With Great Pipes
Cat Women You’re Attracted To
Hot Heiresses That Don’t Date Me
More Action Chicks That Should Spank Me
