Actress Ashley Greene wore a see through white tank top during a photoshoot in L.A. giving us a little nipple tease in broad daylight. I don’t get what the buzz is about this girl, she’s not anyone that special but I think it has to do with the Twilight bullshit everyone is flippin’ out for. Who cares, who cares.
Jesus Christ, I think it’s safe to say that Lady Gaga isn’t much of a lady at all. She cannot control her deflated pancake tits in her ridiculous outfits. Not only that, but I’ve come to think that this chick is some sort of Tranny because it appears as though she’s got a penis tucked away in her nether regions. That would make perfect sense too, because bitch is so open about fucking random people and more obvious, her face looks like a dude.
Wow, Miranda Kerr is topless… I mean she’s not exactly a DD cup size but it’s always nice to see a supermodels natural titties just out for the viewing and this isn’t even an artsy fartsy black and white photo from some snarky gay photographer. This is actually for the Victoria’s Secret catalog but of course all the boobage won’t be shown. I wish they would… makes those weekly catalogs better masturbation material.
Uncensored Morning Links:
Sexy Megan Fox at Comic Con 2009 – on 205th
Scarlett Johansson Full Nude, Exclusive photos – Celeb Jihad
Kristy Joe Muller is a Playboy Sexy Wife – NSFW POA
Eva Mendes see-through, underwear – Celeb Punani
Playboy Cyber Girl Sharae Spears Fully nude – 2 Damn Hot
Sexy Vikki Blows gets Topless in Taxi – Lax Time
Whitney Port should be in a Bikini All the Time – Glamzilla
Tub Girls, A Gallery – Holy Taco
Worst Wedding Entrance Ever – Don Chavez
Drunk Girls Kissing + more cool links – Uncoached
Maria Verchenova is Smokin’ Hot, Playing Golf – Busted Coverage
Before Kendra Wilkinson got all married and pregnant on us during her reality show on E! she went wedding dress shopping for the big day and during the show all her bits and pieces were burred out by the FCC Nazis. Thankfully, there’s a pal who obtained the footage and leaked it on to the interscape! So feast you eyes on some Kendra boobage.
Bianca Gascoigne is bored and wanting a bit of paparazzi internet attention because she’s got those stubborn implants who refuse to stay in her bikini and she paid big bucks for them. That’s right, she’s getting her moneys worth. Don’t even ask me why she’s grinding a wooden pole with rusty nails on it… bitch is retarded.
Pop Diva Beyonce wore a very see through corset showing off her fantastic tits. The only reason I say they are fantastic is because her ass is way too overrated. Just like JLo’s ass I’d rather see the titties than a soggy bag of corn flakes that everyone has glamorized.
Uncensored Morning Links:
Amazing amateur Self shots – SilentPix
Kimberly Walsh side nipple – Glamzilla
5 hot busty bitches topless at the Beach – TimeKiller
Chris Brown threatens Rihanna with an “Axe” – CelebJihad
Liss Lass sexy bikini shots for FHM – on205th
Jennifer Lopez sucks a Popsicle, shows off – DRW
Katy Perry’s rack in a blue bikini – CelebPunani
Sandra Bullock is fucked hard – Honey’s
Kelly Monaco’s pictures from the Burlesque show – MovieBlog
Francesca Lodo is sexy, topless and Italian – HolyTaco
Whitney Port shows off her pubic hair – DailyFix
Lady Gaga is going to lose her title as a pop star with an eccentric fashion sense but known as the crazy looking chick that cannot control her lady parts from a constant state of spillage. If she was a boobacious Christina Aguilera look-a-like I would be grinning from ear to ear but she’s not so it’s just another tittie oozing out of her retarded clothing.
Uncensored Morning Links:
Nuts Presents 100 Naughty Nudes – NSFWPOA
Lindsay Lohan’s new Cameltoe starts the week – DRW
Oops, I’m Online Naked – TimeKiller
Free Nudes of Topless Beach Girls – SilentPix
Walter Cronkite meets Michael Jackson in Hell – CelebJihad
The Top 10 Hottest D-Cup Female Celebrities – Manofest
Christina Aguilera wearing her white shirt – on205th
Lindsay Lohan gets her own Porn Parody – Glamzilla
Busty Sammy Braddy Naked – CelebPunani
Very Important Cellphone call – Ehowa
Hot MySpace babe, Ms. Nicci – HMJ
Hot Chicks wrestling in the Mud, A gallery – HolyTaco
Katie Price suffered an areola slip while partying so hard in London a group of burly men had to escort her out. Her nipple is about the same orangy hue as her tit and the rest of her body so it’s hard to make out but it’s there. Trust me.
You see, this is what I love about European women. They don’t see shame in letting the boobies loose while at public beaches. Anna Friel is a British actress who just broke fame in America for the Will Ferrel comedy Land of the Lost and now she’s going topless at the beach. America actress’s need to learn from European babes. No shame in letting the milk duds hang.
Lilly Allen wore that see through shirt again during another concert showing her tiny tits to her fans which is a clever way to attract attention and ticket sells. I’d pay to watch Lily jumping around on stage with her nipples showing. She’s a good singer too so it’s a win-win.
Actress Anna Friel posed topless in Vanity Fair trying to get our attention and quite frankly I’m insulted that the magazine thinks that a pair of titties is going to make us interested in the Land of the Lost star. I’m just kidding, I can’t say no to a pair of perky tits. I totally looked her up downloaded all her movies, TV shows and added her wallpapers to my desktop.
Tila Tequila rubs her body with creamy white lotion while grinding to some hip hop song because Daddy never gave her attention as a child so she craves it by strangers and the internet. She slips her nipple at the 1:21 mark then freaks out about it as if we’ve never seen her silicone wonky tits before. Today’s my birthday. Happy Birthday to me I’m even closer to 30 and I may drink the Kool aid tonight.
Megan Fox Spreads ‘Em
Cheryl Burke In Her See Through Shirt
My New Favorite Sport
Joanna Krupa Gets Nude For Playboy
More Rihanna Nipple Fun
Hilary Duff And Jessica Szohr Lesbian Kiss