Penelope Cruz is starring in a new movie called “Los Abrazos Rotas” (Broken Hugs) by Pedro Almodovar and she has a topless scene which is pretty hot even though she’s throwing up in the sink one hardly notices that as you’re staring at her fun bags. They’re small and not nearly as hot as her ass, but she’s definitely got some perky nipples for an old broad. Enjoy!
Gwyneth Paltrow and son Moses (yeah I know, the kid is a boner kill) were out shopping in Spain yesterday when she let her nice ta-tas all hang out in a flesh colored bra. She was caught on these amateur cell phone photos with her G-rated nipple slips as her tits fell out of her shirt. Why even bother to wear a shirt at all when you’re just gonna let your bra all sorts of hang out. I think she should have just removed the bra and went natural, that would have been much more fun.
Cleavaegy Blake Lively has chosen the wrong path in life because a career in acting on a shit television series rather than showing off her true skills, and yes I’m talking about her incredible rack. I haven’t seen the full boobages but just by examining her cleavagey tops (which she wears constantly) it appears that he titties are simply one of a kind. Her boobs are so impressive I decided to put together a compilation of her best cleavagey moments. Some isn’t even on the red carpet, it’s just another day in cleavage land. Great start to your long weekend!
Blake’s Tits at Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in May
Sparkly Cleavage on set of The Town
Nice Pearl Necklace resting on her bosoms
Push-up Bra Goodness
They also come in Pink and Blue!
A Little Side Boobage too
… and now for the best for last, NIPPLE SLIP!!
I’m not a huge fan of really flat chested women but Claire Danes is my exception. I lover her style, her look and how sophisticated she comes across in professional settings. Yes, I’d bang her sideways!
Here’s a good reason to love Miami, foreign bitches go topless thinking it’s some sort of European beach with privacy. NOT! It’s Miami, I grew up there. It’s chalk full of assholes with cameras and a peeping tom on every corner. Carla Velli is an Italian model with her titties hanging out and a nice tight thong up her ass. Thank you Italy for this fine specimen.
I just don’t understand what goes on in Lindsay Lohan’s whore brain, I understand she doesn’t like bras and I get she likes to wear tall white kitchen bags as a blouse. Really, I get it. The only thing is, why the fuck would she inject bullshit into her lips when she was already a fine been. I mean I was willing to contract her crabs because she’s so fine. Fuck this bitch, I’m out! She’s reached maximum stupidity for my taste.
Uncensored Morning Links:
Vietnamese Coffee Shops: The New Whore Phenomenon – Dirty Rotten Whore
Amy Adams Shows Her Boobs for the First Time – Nudography
Anna Faris Sexy Picture Gallery – Girls of Desire
Holly Madison Showing Pokies – Speed Monkey
Mario and Princess Sex Tape – Kick Ass Movies
World Class Motorcycle Ass – Time Killer
Lindsay Lohan’s Shapy Ass – HQ-Celebrity
Carolina Baldini Looking Asstastic – Don Chavez
Busty Michelle Keegan in a Bikini – Boobie Blog
I’ve never heard of Kerry Washington before her nipple graces the interwebz and this is a nice start to a blogful relationship. All she needs to do is buy Lily Allen’s lace shirt but in white so we can fill this site up with her chocolaty nipples.
I don’t know how many times I’m going to have to post see through pictures of Lily Allen’s titties because the girl is obsessed with this see through ass lace top. I’m not complaining but mix it up a bit, next time forget your panties and wear a see through skirt.
Now these are big suckable nipples, rather than these barely there nipples. No doubt Mena Suvari has a great plump ass but now we get a glimpse of her titties. They may be small but as I always say, titties are titties.
I think it’s safe to say Lindsay Lohan as officially burned all her bras because bitch wears all these little see through shirts all the damn time. It’s totally awesome for us tittie lovin’ folks but she’ll be regretting that shit when her titties are mistaken for love handles.
Uncensored Morning Links:
Blake Lively’s Got Some Good Cleavage – Drunken Stepfather
Kristen Bell Gets Her Nice Ass Dirty – HQ-Celebrity
Tiffani Amber Thiessen (old school) Bikini Pics – Caveman Circus
More Ramblings from a Pornstar Whore – Dirty Rotten Whore
Liz Fuller Takes Off Her Bikini Top At The Beach – Celeb Punani
34D Model + Hip Hop Babe, Esther Baxter Photos – Uncoached
So You Think You Can Rape – The Blemish
Lindsay Lohan @ Inglorious Bastards Premiere – Moe Jackson
Celebrity Sex Fully Uncensored – Famous Blow
Two Blonde MILFs – Epic Bull
Lily Allen must really like that see through shirt because this is like the third or fourth time we get to see her lady nips all over the internet while performing on stage. Seriously, I mean I don’t mind but at least buy another see through shirt. Not wear the same one every other week.
This is what I love about some photographers, they sneak in a nipple or two in a way giving us a high five. I love Latina hottie Eva Mendes and her huge chocolaty nipple, looks like I’m having desert for lunch! Happy Friday peoples and enjoy this discrete tittie.
Megan Fox Spreads ‘Em
Cheryl Burke In Her See Through Shirt
My New Favorite Sport
Joanna Krupa Gets Nude For Playboy
More Rihanna Nipple Fun
Hilary Duff And Jessica Szohr Lesbian Kiss