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Celeb Battle Trifecta: Britney Spears, Sienna Miller and Shauna Sand’s Teeny Bikini Candids!

Monday, August 17th, 2009 | 4 Comments

We’ve got yet another battle of the blondes but this time it’s from three very different celebrity backgrounds, from pop wreck to straight up slithering whore from the depths of hell (where the whores spawn from) and a sexy actress who likes to boink married men. Britney Spears was a smokin’ hottie but now a single mother of two with an addiction to Twinkies, Cheetos and Starbucks 200 calorie surprise thunder thigh special. Sienna Miller is a delicious babe with an appetite for home wrecking. Shauna Sand was a playboy playmate now she’s a 20 year old’s play thing and a bitch with no morals. Yes, that’s her daughter with her in the final image below. SCANDAL!

Britney Spears at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in a blinding bikini

Sienna Miller’s tight little body on a boat in Ibiza

Shauna Sand hit Miami Beach with her fake ass tits…man, that poor little daughter of hers is just destined to be a stripper.

TAGS: Britney Spears, Shauna Sand, Sienna Miller

Battle of the Babes: Joanna Krupa vs Jessica Stroup Modeling Hotness

Thursday, August 13th, 2009 | No Comments

Two very sexy babes on two very different magazines, Joanna Krupa is all over the place hot in Jacked magazine while young sweet innocent Jessica Stroup is showing her sexy side in Esquire magazine. I may pick Jessica because I can see her nipples in that thin white shirt of hers but I can’t say she’s hotter than Joanna. Both are fine but who’s the hottest bitch of the two?

Joanna Krupa model madness

Cute little babe Jessica Stroup

TAGS: Jessica Stroup, Joanna Krupa

Battle of the Blue-Eyed Brunette Babes: Megan Fox vs Jessica Lowndes Hottness

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 | 3 Comments

This is a fantabulous battle of the sexiest blue-eyed brunette babe I’d like to do very naughty things that even Hannah Hilton would be like ‘WTF?!’ because it’ll bring the kinky out of me. Megan Fox is the hot ticket in Hollywood and I can see why, she’s fucking hot but she has some tasty competition, Jessica Lowndes is a major babe. In a perfect world, these two hot chicks paths collide in some incredible lesbian fantasy that would blow your fucking mind was possible if they were raging whore but the world is far from perfect if not crueler than shit. Who’d you pick, the ‘it’ girl Megan Fox or noobie Jessica Lowndes?

This is a tough one but I have to admit, Megan Fox has a certain sex appeal that Jessica Lowndes cannot compete with.

Megan Fox at the 2009 Teen choice Awards

Jessica Lowndes at the Inglurious Basterds Premiere

TAGS: Jessica Lowndes, Megan Fox

Battle of the Bikini Blondes: Heather Graham vs Sophie Monk Wet Bikini’s Edition

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009 | 1 Comment

These celebrity battles keep getting sexier and sexier each post, we’ve got to major hot babes Heather Graham and Sophie Monk soaking wet in their bikini’s while frolicking in the cool water glistening is hot sweat. We’ve got the sexiest bitch alive Heather Graham in a tiny polka dot bikini with her big natural tits dripping in beachy water. Although I cannot lie, Sophie Monk is equally as hot in her tiny drizzling wet bikini with her big round fake tits I’d like to jungle in my mouth. This blonde battle is going to be a hard one!

Heather Graham’s sexy Barcelona trip in a red Bikini

Wow… Sophie Monk’s look is straight out of a softcore porn flick

Uncensored Morning Links:

Don’t Drink and Web cam, Will Result in Nudity – The Dirty

DJ Roxanne Dawn Has Awesome Bikini Pics – Moe Jackson

Misha Barton, It Only Gets Worse – Yeeeah!

No One Think Dane Cook Is Funny – The Blemish

Sara Varone Is The Hottest TV Show Host Ever – Uncoached

Old Stacy Keibler Pics, Still Hot – Don Chavez

Girls Making Out, A Gallery – Holy Taco

Miley Cyrus Proves She’s A Skank – Epic Bull

TAGS: Heather Graham, Sophie Monk

Battle of the Sharon Cougars: Sharon Lawrence vs Sharon Stone See Through Moments

Monday, August 10th, 2009 | No Comments

I haven’t a clue as to who the fuck Sharon Lawrence is but her tata’s all over the place and for a woman her age, they look pretty tasty. As far as Sharon Stone goes, I know these pictures are from the Oscars but she hasn’t had an awesomer see through moment since then so fuck it, I used old pictures. So who’s your babelicious grandmilf? Mystery cougar Sharon Lawrence with her perky old lady tits or veteran whore Sharon Stone who’s pussy you can give a detailed map to traveling gypsy’s?

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Sharon Lawrence uncharted territory titties

Sharon Stone’s succulent mom boobs

TAGS: Sharon Lawrence, Sharon Stone

The Battle of the Blondes: Magazine Cover Edition

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 | 3 Comments

A blonde battle for the hottest bitch on these socialite magazines and if there was a kiddie pool full of mayonnaise (even thought it’s kinda gross) I’d wrestle all three of these babes until clothes starts slipping off. January Jones, Kristen Bell and Jennifer Aniston are three really hot celebrities but only one can win the title of today’s smokin’ hot blonde on a magazine cover.

Who’s your pick, innocent yet seductive January Jones, cute bubbly girl attitude who probably has a freaky fetish Kristen Bell or veteran ‘lonely girl’ Jennifer Aniston that has been around the block a few times and can teach you a few tricks in bed?

January Jones August 2009 Issue of GQ Italy

Kristen Bell September 2009 Issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine

Jennifer Aniston September 2009 Issue of ELLE Magazine

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Uncensored Morning Links:

Kelly Brook In A Shitty Upskirt Picture of the Day – Stepfather

Spandex and Britney Spears – The Chive

Kate Moss is Topless – Celeb Slam

Katie Price’s Big Knockers – Ehowa

Hot Celebrity Photos, What You Missed – Daily Fill

Sexy Brunette Sports Player in Bikini – Busted Coverage

7 Theme Parties You’ve Not Had – Made Man

The 20 Sexiest Rockstar Spawn – COED Mag

TAGS: January Jones, Jennifer Aniston, Kristen Bell

Battle of the Curves: Jennifer Lopez vs Kelly Brook in Bikinis!

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Sick and tired of the plastic anorexic celebrities showing you an anatomy project with every bone protruding outwards in a bikini? If you’re into natural round tits and ass like me then you’ll love today’s celeb battle of the curves. Real women with real curves Jennifer Lopez and Kelly Brook face off their luscious figures in bikinis. Who’s your bread and butter, Latina Lopez with an ass that won’t quit or tea and crumpets hottie with tig ol’ bitties on that hour glass body?

JLO’s the reason Coco’s famous

Kelly Brook’s package deal

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Uncensored Morning Links:

Miranda Kerr and Her Fashion Tits of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Big Tits September Carrino is nude – Silent Pix

Phoebe Price (second hottest red head) is in a bikini – HQ-Celebrity

Oh My Freaking God – Time Killer

Uncensored Videos of Celebs – Famous Blow

Rose McGowan Nude on the Red Carpet? Uhh – Girls of Desire

Beautiful Photos of Beautiful Women (25 photos) – The Chive

Mischa Barton is FAT now? WTF? – Celeb Slam

Whore Delivery – Ehowa

Get A Chance To See Brad Pitt – Daily Fill

Lindsay Lohan is EATING – Speed Monkey

TAGS: Jennifer Lopez, Kelly Brook

Bikini Sports Battle, Who’s Sexier: Gemma Atkinson vs Jennifer Love Hewitt

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009 | No Comments

Who plays tennis/beach racquetball sexier in a bikini? British glamour model Gemma Atkinson with her titties flopping around at the beach or Jennifer Love Hewitt’s curvaceous body showing her game face on the tennis court? If only we had slow motion video of these two leaping for the ball with those full boobies bouncing around like ping pong balls. That really would of [put the ultimate smile on my face.

Gemma Atkinson's blue bikini madness

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s black bikini tennis curves

TAGS: Gemma Atkinson, Jennifer Love Hewitt

Erin Andrews Should Just Give Up

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009 | 2 Comments

So what’s all the hype about ESPN’s News Reporter Erin Andrews? To be honest, I don’t really know. She’s just like any other super hot tall blonde chick that gets caught naked in a hotel room. A few things bring me to re-think that thought however, she’s a fucking News Reporter (since when do they get caught naked) plus she ALWAYS wears granny shirts (I fucking despise those).

Now I’ve got a cool little poll thingy for you guys on this drunk evening. Vote and maybe this will decide Erin’s fate (you’d be surprised how many news anchors read our blog)