Let’s spice up the celeb battles a bit, all the Britney Spears bikini picture kinda left a sour taste in my mouth and a carving for smokin’ hot whores. This is the battle between straight up sluts who love to get naked and spread their legs for the horny human race. Which bitch has an ass that won’t quit, Latina Penthouse Pet Lana Lopez straight up spread eagle pose or Playboys Cyber Girl of the Month Carlie Christine’s slow but hot strip at the gym?
Hardcore Latina Lopez
Carlie’s Slow Strip
This may be my last Britney Spears bikini post because quite frankly her bikini’s aren’t getting sexier or smaller. In fact, I can’t believe she’s been wearing a bikini everyday and we haven’t seen a pussy lip, a nipple slip or even the shadow of her sad areola’s. Boring! I’m over Brit Brit so this celeb battle is a battle of herself, Which Britney is hotter? Candid purple bikini Britney with more rolls than a bakery on her belly or with the magical help of lighting, make-up artists, hair weave magician and strange poses to hide her fat blobs on Letterman Britney?
Purple Bikini Britney
Britney’s Letterman appearance yesterday
Britney Spears is still in a bikini but it’s blue and then you have Paris Hilton which is a tricky one because you know she’s much thinner than Brit Brit but it’s still Paris Hilton and she’s a fucking bag of STD’s. Plus she has a wonky eye. Who wears that bikini better, Britney Spears who once had an unhealthy addiction to drama or Paris Hilton who can possibly stuff a watermelon up her cooch and not even notice?
Britney Spears still at the Ritz Carlton
Paris Hilton infecting the ocean with her vagina juice in Bora Bora
We’ve got yet another battle of the blondes but this time it’s from three very different celebrity backgrounds, from pop wreck to straight up slithering whore from the depths of hell (where the whores spawn from) and a sexy actress who likes to boink married men. Britney Spears was a smokin’ hottie but now a single mother of two with an addiction to Twinkies, Cheetos and Starbucks 200 calorie surprise thunder thigh special. Sienna Miller is a delicious babe with an appetite for home wrecking. Shauna Sand was a playboy playmate now she’s a 20 year old’s play thing and a bitch with no morals. Yes, that’s her daughter with her in the final image below. SCANDAL!
Britney Spears at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in a blinding bikini
Sienna Miller’s tight little body on a boat in Ibiza
Shauna Sand hit Miami Beach with her fake ass tits…man, that poor little daughter of hers is just destined to be a stripper.
Two very sexy babes on two very different magazines, Joanna Krupa is all over the place hot in Jacked magazine while young sweet innocent Jessica Stroup is showing her sexy side in Esquire magazine. I may pick Jessica because I can see her nipples in that thin white shirt of hers but I can’t say she’s hotter than Joanna. Both are fine but who’s the hottest bitch of the two?
Joanna Krupa model madness
Cute little babe Jessica Stroup
This is a fantabulous battle of the sexiest blue-eyed brunette babe I’d like to do very naughty things that even Hannah Hilton would be like ‘WTF?!’ because it’ll bring the kinky out of me. Megan Fox is the hot ticket in Hollywood and I can see why, she’s fucking hot but she has some tasty competition, Jessica Lowndes is a major babe. In a perfect world, these two hot chicks paths collide in some incredible lesbian fantasy that would blow your fucking mind was possible if they were raging whore but the world is far from perfect if not crueler than shit. Who’d you pick, the ‘it’ girl Megan Fox or noobie Jessica Lowndes?
This is a tough one but I have to admit, Megan Fox has a certain sex appeal that Jessica Lowndes cannot compete with.
Megan Fox at the 2009 Teen choice Awards
Jessica Lowndes at the Inglurious Basterds Premiere
These celebrity battles keep getting sexier and sexier each post, we’ve got to major hot babes Heather Graham and Sophie Monk soaking wet in their bikini’s while frolicking in the cool water glistening is hot sweat. We’ve got the sexiest bitch alive Heather Graham in a tiny polka dot bikini with her big natural tits dripping in beachy water. Although I cannot lie, Sophie Monk is equally as hot in her tiny drizzling wet bikini with her big round fake tits I’d like to jungle in my mouth. This blonde battle is going to be a hard one!
Heather Graham’s sexy Barcelona trip in a red Bikini
Wow… Sophie Monk’s look is straight out of a softcore porn flick
Uncensored Morning Links:
Don’t Drink and Web cam, Will Result in Nudity – The Dirty
DJ Roxanne Dawn Has Awesome Bikini Pics – Moe Jackson
Misha Barton, It Only Gets Worse – Yeeeah!
No One Think Dane Cook Is Funny – The Blemish
Sara Varone Is The Hottest TV Show Host Ever – Uncoached
Old Stacy Keibler Pics, Still Hot – Don Chavez
Girls Making Out, A Gallery – Holy Taco
Miley Cyrus Proves She’s A Skank – Epic Bull
I haven’t a clue as to who the fuck Sharon Lawrence is but her tata’s all over the place and for a woman her age, they look pretty tasty. As far as Sharon Stone goes, I know these pictures are from the Oscars but she hasn’t had an awesomer see through moment since then so fuck it, I used old pictures. So who’s your babelicious grandmilf? Mystery cougar Sharon Lawrence with her perky old lady tits or veteran whore Sharon Stone who’s pussy you can give a detailed map to traveling gypsy’s?
Loading ...Sharon Lawrence uncharted territory titties
Sharon Stone’s succulent mom boobs
A blonde battle for the hottest bitch on these socialite magazines and if there was a kiddie pool full of mayonnaise (even thought it’s kinda gross) I’d wrestle all three of these babes until clothes starts slipping off. January Jones, Kristen Bell and Jennifer Aniston are three really hot celebrities but only one can win the title of today’s smokin’ hot blonde on a magazine cover.
Who’s your pick, innocent yet seductive January Jones, cute bubbly girl attitude who probably has a freaky fetish Kristen Bell or veteran ‘lonely girl’ Jennifer Aniston that has been around the block a few times and can teach you a few tricks in bed?
January Jones August 2009 Issue of GQ Italy
Kristen Bell September 2009 Issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine
Jennifer Aniston September 2009 Issue of ELLE Magazine
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Kelly Brook In A Shitty Upskirt Picture of the Day – Stepfather
Spandex and Britney Spears – The Chive
Kate Moss is Topless – Celeb Slam
Katie Price’s Big Knockers – Ehowa
Hot Celebrity Photos, What You Missed – Daily Fill
Sexy Brunette Sports Player in Bikini – Busted Coverage
7 Theme Parties You’ve Not Had – Made Man
The 20 Sexiest Rockstar Spawn – COED Mag
Sick and tired of the plastic anorexic celebrities showing you an anatomy project with every bone protruding outwards in a bikini? If you’re into natural round tits and ass like me then you’ll love today’s celeb battle of the curves. Real women with real curves Jennifer Lopez and Kelly Brook face off their luscious figures in bikinis. Who’s your bread and butter, Latina Lopez with an ass that won’t quit or tea and crumpets hottie with tig ol’ bitties on that hour glass body?
JLO’s the reason Coco’s famous
Kelly Brook’s package deal
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Miranda Kerr and Her Fashion Tits of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
Big Tits September Carrino is nude – Silent Pix
Phoebe Price (second hottest red head) is in a bikini – HQ-Celebrity
Oh My Freaking God – Time Killer
Uncensored Videos of Celebs – Famous Blow
Rose McGowan Nude on the Red Carpet? Uhh – Girls of Desire
Beautiful Photos of Beautiful Women (25 photos) – The Chive
Mischa Barton is FAT now? WTF? – Celeb Slam
Whore Delivery – Ehowa
Get A Chance To See Brad Pitt – Daily Fill
Lindsay Lohan is EATING – Speed Monkey
Keeley Hazell Sexy Lynx Twist Pics
Megan Fox & Emporio Armani Underwear
Kylie Minogue Lingerie Spread
Candice Swanepoel & Miranda Kerr
2009 USC Song Girls Swimming
Alessandra Ambrosio Sexes Up Photoshoot
World's Hottest Women ?
Why I Watched The Golden Globes
Girls Who Will Dominate in 2010
Coco & Other Gingers I Love
Girls With Great Pipes
Cat Women You’re Attracted To
Hot Heiresses That Don’t Date Me
More Action Chicks That Should Spank Me
