Charlie Sheen is saying hell no to charges that he allegedly threatened and assaulted his wife, Brooke Mueller with a knife on Christmas day. Sheen’s attorney Richard Cummins has confirmed that Sheen will enter a plea of not guilty and will not be accepting any form of plea bargain, he further elaborated “We have not entered a plea yet but we would be entering a plea of not guilty and certainly would not enter into any disposition that contemplated a felony because no felony occurred.” While Charlie Sheen is fighting for justice, his wife Brooke Mueller, is fighting for the crack pipe as she has just left a rehab center in Malibu (yes kids rehab is for quitters, be a winner) where she was seeking treatment for her CRACK addiction. I thought crack was only for the peasants, wow this bitch keeps it real. Charlie Sheen, not guilty, Charlie Sheen, all American hero, standing up for the rights of every man who’s Christmas morning has been fucked up by his crack addict snitch wife’s accusations of knife fights and death threats. Charlie Sheen has married some crazy bitches, screw this marriage noise, back to hookers bro, back to hookers. More denise richards bikini pics after the break.
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Charlie Sheen American Hero
Who Would You Rather Do?
While they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, we’ve got a real challenge for you today. Neither of these women are what I think about when I think of sexy, but they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. First we’ve got Katy Perry who kisses girls and she likes it, but that doesn’t necessarily make her hot. Then we’ve got Amy Winehouse and her new breast implants. So, if you had your choice, which would you rather do?
Loading ...Celeb Bikini Battle: Lindsay Lohan Inside a Milf Sandwich!
Here’s a tasty treat for celebrity lovin’ people out there scoping the interweb, young Lindsay Lohan in a bikini inside a Milf bikini sandwich that consists of former UK pop star Geri Halliwell and veteran whore Sharon Stone also in bikini’s. Today’s celeb bikini battle is for the cougar chasers who’d prefer a nicely preserved woman over a 22 year old skank that has has more penis’s in her mouth than the local glory holes. This is a tough battle of the bikini’s because there is no doubt that Lohan’s body looks bangin’ in that bikini but it is Lohan so look closely at the other options.
Geri Halliwell’s Milf Bikini Ass Vacationing in France
Lindsay Lohan at The Sunset Marquis Pool showing her tight body
Sharon Stone vacationing in Sardinia in her cougar bikini
Celeb Battle: Rihanna Vogue Magazine vs Megan Fox in Cosmo
Wow, I don’t know who looks hotter in these magazines Megan Fox or Rihanna. Megan looks fantastic in Cosmopolitan as she usually does with her piercing blue eyes, long silky dark hair and lets not forget about her luscious lips that makes you want to suck on them like an infant on a tittie. Then there’s this awesome Rihanna spread in Vogue, HOT DAMN she looks so fine nearly topless with her tight petite body oozing out all types of sex appeal as if she’s just begging for it. It being some sort of sex favor. Two very different smokin’ hot babes, who will win this celeb battle?
Megan Fox Cosmo Magazine October 2009 Issue
Rihanna Italian Vogue Magazine
Battle of the LESBIANS: Blondes vs Brunettes!
Get ready for the sexiest battle with the hottest lesbian sluts who like to lick up juicy vagina’s. You’ve got the best of both worlds right here, two cute petite lesbian blondes stripping off each others clothes to fool around just for you. Then we’ve got a couple of curvaceous brunettes with big round asses making you want to add your piece to the lesbian action. Do you prefer blonde skinny chicks or plump brunette whores?
Blonde lesbian action
Big booty brunettes
Bikini Madness: The Battle Between the Hottest Celeb Bikini Ass!!
Three women from very different respectable backgrounds, Mena Suvari a very talented actress with a tight body and plump round ass. Carla Bruni Sarkozy married to the President of France with an incredible flat tummy showing off her awesome body. Then we have the lowest of the low, Heidi Montag who is her body was found decomposing under a mattress no one but her douche bag husband Spencer Prat would care and he’d make a fuss for paparazzi and media attention. Not love, respect or honor. I hate those assholes.
Flat chested Mena Suvari at Azure, the pool at Palazzo in Vegas
French first lady Carla Bruni Sarkozy dripping wet bikini ass
Swamprat Heidi Montag presenting her ass at photographers
Celeb Battles: Front Magazine Babes Vikki Blows vs Stacey Massey
You gotta love Britain’s gentlemen magazines because not only are the glamour models fantastic to ogle at but they just keep you interested by producing new pictorials every week. Front magazine has to be one of the hottest by far with chicks of all genres the gothic rebel to the sweet and innocent. Don’t even get me started on the titties, British babes have perfectly round natural tits in every mens mag from across the pond. I never though anyone can compete with Vikki Blows luscious lips and ‘I don’t give a fuck’ attitude but HOT DAMN Stacey’s fine. These two babes compete for the September 2009 issue of Front magazine hottness.
Vikki Blows wraps her lips around a Popsicle
Stacey Massey’s bedroom goddess
Battle of the Whores: Penthouse Ass vs Playboy Ass
Let’s spice up the celeb battles a bit, all the Britney Spears bikini picture kinda left a sour taste in my mouth and a carving for smokin’ hot whores. This is the battle between straight up sluts who love to get naked and spread their legs for the horny human race. Which bitch has an ass that won’t quit, Latina Penthouse Pet Lana Lopez straight up spread eagle pose or Playboys Cyber Girl of the Month Carlie Christine’s slow but hot strip at the gym?
Hardcore Latina Lopez
Carlie’s Slow Strip
Celeb Battle: Britney Spears Purple Bikini vs Britney Spears Black Bikini Video
This may be my last Britney Spears bikini post because quite frankly her bikini’s aren’t getting sexier or smaller. In fact, I can’t believe she’s been wearing a bikini everyday and we haven’t seen a pussy lip, a nipple slip or even the shadow of her sad areola’s. Boring! I’m over Brit Brit so this celeb battle is a battle of herself, Which Britney is hotter? Candid purple bikini Britney with more rolls than a bakery on her belly or with the magical help of lighting, make-up artists, hair weave magician and strange poses to hide her fat blobs on Letterman Britney?
Purple Bikini Britney
Britney’s Letterman appearance yesterday
Celeb Battle of the Blue Bikinis: Britney Spears vs Paris Hilton
Britney Spears is still in a bikini but it’s blue and then you have Paris Hilton which is a tricky one because you know she’s much thinner than Brit Brit but it’s still Paris Hilton and she’s a fucking bag of STD’s. Plus she has a wonky eye. Who wears that bikini better, Britney Spears who once had an unhealthy addiction to drama or Paris Hilton who can possibly stuff a watermelon up her cooch and not even notice?
Britney Spears still at the Ritz Carlton
Paris Hilton infecting the ocean with her vagina juice in Bora Bora
Your New Secret Girlfriend has Arrived
World's Hottest Women ?
Why I Watched The Golden Globes
Why College Beach Volleyball Will Rule
What If Celebrities Were Fat
Topless Pics of Imogen Thomas and More
Tiger Woods’ POA Hit The Beach
The Girls Of Front Magazine
