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Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

Chuck — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:49:04 +0000

Whitney Port is another one of those girls who gets paid by MTV to have her own ‘reality’ show (well a show that creates a ‘reality’ that appeals to retards who watch these shows, like my girlfriend for example). Apparently Whitney Port is just as boring on her fake reality show as she is in a bikini, come on Whitney Port could you just please try a little harder? Like maybe put on a little make-up so your face isn’t a different color then the rest of your pasty body, a mystic tan would work too. Also please find a better bikini, because the one you’re wearing is pretty unflattering. Or maybe give Audrina a call and get the number of her plastic surgeon, fake boobs might do the job (I swear a pair of fake boobs can sometimes turn a zero into a hero and I stress the sometimes because beat face, big beak with boob job is fuckin stupid, I hate it when ugly girls fix their boobs before their faces). Despite the bad bikini, discolored face and not spectacular boobs, I still think Whitney Port has some babe potential, her legs do go on for days and she had long hair. Whitney Port, I hope the next time I see you in a bikini I get blown away! You can do it!

Whitney Port Nipple Slip

Whitney Port has a Bikini Malfunction

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Hot Damn

Dina Lohan Stupid Bitch gave Birth to another Stupid Bitch

Chuck — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:29:59 +0000

So the crazy, stupid, compulsive lying, self centered apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. We only need to look as far as Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina ‘the enabler’ Lohan to begin to understand why Lindsay Lohan is such a sloppy mess. I’m really starting to truly believe that both Dina and Lindsay Lohan are suffering from cognitive impairment that is a manifestation of the brain damage that both sustained from all the years of drug and alcohol abuse. Dina should be worried about her out of control brat of a daughter looking like a beat up Coach tote/ human drug garbage disposal but instead she’s decided to dedicate her concern toward an E Trade commercial that features a milk-a-holic baby named ‘Lindsay’. Dina Lohan who looks like an old catcher’s mitt still loves the attention and takes every opportunity she can get to exploit her daughter, so naturally she had to open her trap on that insanely retarded 100 million dollar lawsuit that Lindsay filed against E Trade. In an interview with The New York Post Dina Lohan exemplifies her and Lindsay’s utter stupidity:

(After Lindsay saw the ad) “She said, ‘Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?’ ” Dina Lohan said of a tearful phone call with her 23-year-old daughter.
“They’re little babies doing this, mocking another child who’s just trying to survive Hollywood, basically,” Dina Lohan said.

Dina goes on to say:

“I’m just basically glad I took a stand. I’m not going to let them do this to us anymore,” Dina Lohan said of the “horrible” and “mean” ad.

Oh no there are babies mocking my 23 year old child, who’s addicted to pretty much everything, been to rehab unsuccessfully for the millionth time, is a slut and also been to jail, what a horrible and mean ad. Hey Dina Lohan you know what’s really horrible and mean? Your parenting skills! WOW! Just the fact that Lindsay Lohan thinks the ad is about her speaks volumes! Both Dina and Lindsay need to get a life and fuckin get over their washed out, washed up selves. I hope E Trade bitch slaps both of them and keeps cranking out those awesome baby commercials.

Lindsay Lohan Still Insane wants $100,000,000 over E Trade ad

Lindsay Lohan no longer stuck on stupid

Lindsay Lohan not looking like a meth addicted gremlin

Screw the iPad and give me some of that Abigail Clancy

Chuck — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:33:21 +0000

You can always leave it to the Italians to do things that don’t make sense (those idiots from the Jersey Shore are indisputable proof) like putting the incredibly beautiful Abigail Clancy on the cover of an issue of Italian technology that is trying to promote that really big iphone also known as the iPad. In my opinion the iPad is just apple’s way of whoring out a phone that only the infantile minded use, all the smart cool people use blackberry’s. The iPad is just stupid because why the fuck would anyone wanna carry around a giant iphone? You can’t even put that thing in your pocket, which means you have to lug it around all day like the nerd that you are. My point in this whole thing is that even though those I-talians are using uber hot Abigail Clancy to promote the ipad, ya a half naked Abigail Clancy won’t take attention off a dumb ass piece of technology, I’m not complaining because god damn do I ever love looking at Abigail Clancy and fortunately for me (and all of you) Italian technology decided to not make sense and provide pages and pages of Abigail Clancy in her underwear to promote the ipad.

Abigail Clancy Might Be Too Hot

Abigail Clancy Shows Us her Nipple

Abigail Clancy topless for FHM!

Kourtney Kardashian has kid with a STD

Chuck — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:22:52 +0000

Even though I think all those Kardashian sisters are useless, famous for nothing, unattractive idiots, this story is just too hilarious not to post. So apparently according to In Touch Weekly (hence the apparently) Kourtney Kardashian, the eldest Kardashian sister, who just had a baby with a non professional black athlete, Scott Disick, douche master was nicknamed ‘STD’ and ‘Number one Scum’ in high school. STD for those of you who don’t know and I can’t imagine who wouldn’t know, stands for sexually transmitted disease. In Touch Weekly who’s source for this story was a dude by the name of Jason Green reports:

Long before he gained fame on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott was known as a hard partier, a serial cheater and, as one high school acquaintance puts it, “a tool.” And as more and more information surfaces about Scott’s shady past, Kourtney wonders how long she’ll be able to put up with him. Jason Green, one of Scott’s former classmates from Long Island, N.Y.’s Ross School, agrees that Scott was bad news in high school. “There were just as many rumors about him then as there are now,” Jason tells In Touch. “Scott had a couple of nicknames in high school. One was Number One Scum, and the other was STD.”

A lot of guys might be embarrassed to have the initials “STD,” but Scott thought they enhanced his reputation as a ladies’ man! According to Jason, Scott was so proud to have the same initials as “sexually transmitted disease” that “he wore dog tags with ‘STD’ printed on them.”

Holy Fuckin hell, am I right or am I right? Kourtney Kardashian proves that stupidity is a dominant Kardashian trait, as if we didn’t already know that Kardashian were stupid when we saw Kim Kardashian on tape allowing that turd Ray-J to…well you know. But back to Kourtney, who not only got knocked up by Mr. ‘STD’ Scott Disick who just oozes doucheness, but the fact that she got knocked up by him means that she’s now Mrs. STD. Oh that and the fact that she decided to procreative with this dude is just…wow! Kourtney Kardashian, smartest person alive!

Kourtney Kardashian Does her Best Maxim

Kourtney Kardashian in 944 magazine

Khloe and Kourtney Bikini Candids

Cheryl Cole and Soccer Star husband Split (Athlete cheated, gasp)

Chuck — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:44:18 +0000

British Bombshell Cheryl Cole was spotted leaving a recording studio in Santa Monica, CA over the weekend. Cole had flown to the United States after several whores came forward revealing that they had sexy time, including romps at the four seasons and sex text with Cole’s footballer husband, Ashley Cole. It had been speculation that the Girls Aloud singer sent her sleazy husband a text telling him that he’s been axed, oh the irony, that’s some ice box shit! Today a rep for Cole has confirmed via twitter nonetheless that the break up is official and Cheryl is calling it quits with the douche nozzle footballer. Cole’s rep released this statement:

“Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time. We have no further comment to make.”

Cheryl Cole ain’t taking no shit from no man, well only because her hotness gives her options unlike the majority of at best solid 4 and 5 looking women. Cheryl Cole, on to the next cheating athlete

Cheryl Cole is Cleavagey

Cheryl Tweedy Performed

Cheryl Tweedy’s Awesome Cleavagey Dress

Charlie Sheen American Hero

Chuck — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:51:43 +0000

Charlie Sheen is saying hell no to charges that he allegedly threatened and assaulted his wife, Brooke Mueller with a knife on Christmas day. Sheen’s attorney Richard Cummins has confirmed that Sheen will enter a plea of not guilty and will not be accepting any form of plea bargain, he further elaborated “We have not entered a plea yet but we would be entering a plea of not guilty and certainly would not enter into any disposition that contemplated a felony because no felony occurred.” While Charlie Sheen is fighting for justice, his wife Brooke Mueller, is fighting for the crack pipe as she has just left a rehab center in Malibu (yes kids rehab is for quitters, be a winner) where she was seeking treatment for her CRACK addiction. I thought crack was only for the peasants, wow this bitch keeps it real. Charlie Sheen, not guilty, Charlie Sheen, all American hero, standing up for the rights of every man who’s Christmas morning has been fucked up by his crack addict snitch wife’s accusations of knife fights and death threats. Charlie Sheen has married some crazy bitches, screw this marriage noise, back to hookers bro, back to hookers. More denise richards bikini pics after the break.

Ryan Seacrest Stalker Taken Into Custody

Brooke Burns Shows Us Her Ass

Hot Chick in a Thong playing Guitar Hero 3

Who Would You Rather Do?

Dave — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:03:41 +0000

While they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, we’ve got a real challenge for you today. Neither of these women are what I think about when I think of sexy, but they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. First we’ve got Katy Perry who kisses girls and she likes it, but that doesn’t necessarily make her hot. Then we’ve got Amy Winehouse and her new breast implants. So, if you had your choice, which would you rather do?

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Amy Winehouse Nipple Slip (Already!)

Amy Winehouse Upskirt Kinda Sucks

Amy Winehouse’s New Breast Implants

Celeb Bikini Battle: Lindsay Lohan Inside a Milf Sandwich!

Christin — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:30:46 +0000

Here’s a tasty treat for celebrity lovin’ people out there scoping the interweb, young Lindsay Lohan in a bikini inside a Milf bikini sandwich that consists of former UK pop star Geri Halliwell and veteran whore Sharon Stone also in bikini’s. Today’s celeb bikini battle is for the cougar chasers who’d prefer a nicely preserved woman over a 22 year old skank that has has more penis’s in her mouth than the local glory holes. This is a tough battle of the bikini’s because there is no doubt that Lohan’s body looks bangin’ in that bikini but it is Lohan so look closely at the other options.

Geri Halliwell’s Milf Bikini Ass Vacationing in France

Lindsay Lohan at The Sunset Marquis Pool showing her tight body

Sharon Stone vacationing in Sardinia in her cougar bikini

Mandatory Video: Lindsay Lohan Sex Scene

Battle of the Sharon Cougars: Sharon Lawrence vs Sharon Stone See Through Moments

Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pictures, Coming Soon

Celeb Battle: Rihanna Vogue Magazine vs Megan Fox in Cosmo

Christin — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:00:36 +0000

Wow, I don’t know who looks hotter in these magazines Megan Fox or Rihanna. Megan looks fantastic in Cosmopolitan as she usually does with her piercing blue eyes, long silky dark hair and lets not forget about her luscious lips that makes you want to suck on them like an infant on a tittie. Then there’s this awesome Rihanna spread in Vogue, HOT DAMN she looks so fine nearly topless with her tight petite body oozing out all types of sex appeal as if she’s just begging for it. It being some sort of sex favor. Two very different smokin’ hot babes, who will win this celeb battle?

Megan Fox Cosmo Magazine October 2009 Issue

Rihanna Italian Vogue Magazine

Megan Fox Sexy in Elle Magazine

Battle of the Blue-Eyed Brunette Babes: Megan Fox vs Jessica Lowndes Hottness

Sneak Peek at Megan Fox’s New Issue of GQ

Battle of the LESBIANS: Blondes vs Brunettes!

Christin — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:00:13 +0000

Get ready for the sexiest battle with the hottest lesbian sluts who like to lick up juicy vagina’s. You’ve got the best of both worlds right here, two cute petite lesbian blondes stripping off each others clothes to fool around just for you. Then we’ve got a couple of curvaceous brunettes with big round asses making you want to add your piece to the lesbian action. Do you prefer blonde skinny chicks or plump brunette whores?

Blonde lesbian action

Big booty brunettes

Battle of the Bikini Blondes: Heather Graham vs Sophie Monk Wet Bikini’s Edition

The Battle of the Blondes: Magazine Cover Edition

Asses, Reasons Why We Love to Love Them