While they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, we’ve got a real challenge for you today. Neither of these women are what I think about when I think of sexy, but they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. First we’ve got Katy Perry who kisses girls and she likes it, but that doesn’t necessarily make her hot. Then we’ve got Amy Winehouse and her new breast implants. So, if you had your choice, which would you rather do?

Here’s a tasty treat for celebrity lovin’ people out there scoping the interweb, young Lindsay Lohan in a bikini inside a Milf bikini sandwich that consists of former UK pop star Geri Halliwell and veteran whore Sharon Stone also in bikini’s. Today’s celeb bikini battle is for the cougar chasers who’d prefer a nicely preserved woman over a 22 year old skank that has has more penis’s in her mouth than the local glory holes. This is a tough battle of the bikini’s because there is no doubt that Lohan’s body looks bangin’ in that bikini but it is Lohan so look closely at the other options.

Geri Halliwell’s Milf Bikini Ass Vacationing in France

Lindsay Lohan at The Sunset Marquis Pool showing her tight body

Sharon Stone vacationing in Sardinia in her cougar bikini

Wow, I don’t know who looks hotter in these magazines Megan Fox or Rihanna. Megan looks fantastic in Cosmopolitan as she usually does with her piercing blue eyes, long silky dark hair and lets not forget about her luscious lips that makes you want to suck on them like an infant on a tittie. Then there’s this awesome Rihanna spread in Vogue, HOT DAMN she looks so fine nearly topless with her tight petite body oozing out all types of sex appeal as if she’s just begging for it. It being some sort of sex favor. Two very different smokin’ hot babes, who will win this celeb battle?

Megan Fox Cosmo Magazine October 2009 Issue

Rihanna Italian Vogue Magazine

Get ready for the sexiest battle with the hottest lesbian sluts who like to lick up juicy vagina’s. You’ve got the best of both worlds right here, two cute petite lesbian blondes stripping off each others clothes to fool around just for you. Then we’ve got a couple of curvaceous brunettes with big round asses making you want to add your piece to the lesbian action. Do you prefer blonde skinny chicks or plump brunette whores?

Blonde lesbian action

Big booty brunettes

Three women from very different respectable backgrounds, Mena Suvari a very talented actress with a tight body and plump round ass. Carla Bruni Sarkozy married to the President of France with an incredible flat tummy showing off her awesome body. Then we have the lowest of the low, Heidi Montag who is her body was found decomposing under a mattress no one but her douche bag husband Spencer Prat would care and he’d make a fuss for paparazzi and media attention. Not love, respect or honor. I hate those assholes.

Flat chested Mena Suvari at Azure, the pool at Palazzo in Vegas

French first lady Carla Bruni Sarkozy dripping wet bikini ass

Swamprat Heidi Montag presenting her ass at photographers

You gotta love Britain’s gentlemen magazines because not only are the glamour models fantastic to ogle at but they just keep you interested by producing new pictorials every week. Front magazine has to be one of the hottest by far with chicks of all genres the gothic rebel to the sweet and innocent. Don’t even get me started on the titties, British babes have perfectly round natural tits in every mens mag from across the pond. I never though anyone can compete with Vikki Blows luscious lips and ‘I don’t give a fuck’ attitude but HOT DAMN Stacey’s fine. These two babes compete for the September 2009 issue of Front magazine hottness.

Vikki Blows wraps her lips around a Popsicle

Stacey Massey’s bedroom goddess

Let’s spice up the celeb battles a bit, all the Britney Spears bikini picture kinda left a sour taste in my mouth and a carving for smokin’ hot whores. This is the battle between straight up sluts who love to get naked and spread their legs for the horny human race. Which bitch has an ass that won’t quit, Latina Penthouse Pet Lana Lopez straight up spread eagle pose or Playboys Cyber Girl of the Month Carlie Christine’s slow but hot strip at the gym?

Hardcore Latina Lopez

Carlie’s Slow Strip

This may be my last Britney Spears bikini post because quite frankly her bikini’s aren’t getting sexier or smaller. In fact, I can’t believe she’s been wearing a bikini everyday and we haven’t seen a pussy lip, a nipple slip or even the shadow of her sad areola’s. Boring! I’m over Brit Brit so this celeb battle is a battle of herself, Which Britney is hotter? Candid purple bikini Britney with more rolls than a bakery on her belly or with the magical help of lighting, make-up artists, hair weave magician and strange poses to hide her fat blobs on Letterman Britney?

Purple Bikini Britney

Britney’s Letterman appearance yesterday

Britney Spears is still in a bikini but it’s blue and then you have Paris Hilton which is a tricky one because you know she’s much thinner than Brit Brit but it’s still Paris Hilton and she’s a fucking bag of STD’s. Plus she has a wonky eye. Who wears that bikini better, Britney Spears who once had an unhealthy addiction to drama or Paris Hilton who can possibly stuff a watermelon up her cooch and not even notice?

Britney Spears still at the Ritz Carlton

Paris Hilton infecting the ocean with her vagina juice in Bora Bora

We’ve got yet another battle of the blondes but this time it’s from three very different celebrity backgrounds, from pop wreck to straight up slithering whore from the depths of hell (where the whores spawn from) and a sexy actress who likes to boink married men. Britney Spears was a smokin’ hottie but now a single mother of two with an addiction to Twinkies, Cheetos and Starbucks 200 calorie surprise thunder thigh special. Sienna Miller is a delicious babe with an appetite for home wrecking. Shauna Sand was a playboy playmate now she’s a 20 year old’s play thing and a bitch with no morals. Yes, that’s her daughter with her in the final image below. SCANDAL!

Britney Spears at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in a blinding bikini

Sienna Miller’s tight little body on a boat in Ibiza

Shauna Sand hit Miami Beach with her fake ass tits…man, that poor little daughter of hers is just destined to be a stripper.