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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Hot Damn

Sunday, March 7th, 2010 | No Comments

I still can’t figure out why or how Audrina Patridge became a semi-celebrity but at this point I really don’t care because she is just mind blowing sexy in her new bikini photoshoot for FHM magazine. Audrina Patridge’s boobs are the epitome of corrective surgery gone right, her boobs are big and bouncy not ridiculous bolt on’s like those of most others girls who’ve tried to buy self esteem. I use to think Audrina Patridge was nothing special, but after seeing these smoking hot FHM bikini photos, her special assets (ass and tits) have won me over. Audrina Patridge is a living breathing example of why the only thing that matters for women is looks, being hot and having good fake boobs will work wonders and provide opportunities that ugly girls will never have, no matter how smart and good of a personality they have. When you look as sexy as Audrina Patridge does in a bikini, It really doesn’t matter if you’re as dumb as a wooden chair people will beg and plead to throw money at you just to show up half naked and stand around for a bit. Whether we know it or not our work is run by the beautiful.

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candice swanepoel lingerie hotness

Sunday, March 7th, 2010 | No Comments

South African hottie candice swanepoel who came from humble beginnings to now an international model sensation has some new sexy lingerie pictures taken for a new magazine shoot. Candince swanepoel has modeled for Victoria secret and is one fine ho that’s needs to be treated like a top trick. I will keep this post short and simple because these pictures speak for themselves. Now check her out strutting her goodies in skimpy lingerie.

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Alessandra Ambrosio nip slip

Saturday, March 6th, 2010 | No Comments

Alessandra Ambrosio the uber hot Brazilian Victoria’s Secret Angel showed some nip and ass at a recent photo shoot. I’m not sure where these pictures are from, nor do I care because well they feature a nipple and ass shot of Alessandra Ambrosio, but they’ve been floating around so I thought I’d pay it forward and pass them along. I still can’t believe that Alessandra Ambrosio is someone’s mother, hands down best looking mother ever, wtf does your mom look like? Ya didn’t think so. Is it just me or are Brazilian women just in a different league of sexy because I don’t see no damn American women looking like Alessandra Ambrosio, especially not after having a kid. Case and point ‘brokedown Britney aka Sloppy Spears’

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Hilary Duff off the market

Friday, March 5th, 2010 | No Comments

Hilary Duff’s long time hockey player boyfriend, Mike Comrie proposed while the two were vacationing in Maui last week. The engagement ring reportedly cost Comrie a cool million dollars, what a dumb ass. No wonder the hockey skills of Comrie’s team, the Edmonton Oilers resemble that of a special Olympics team, how the fuck are you suppose to win if players are off buying million dollar engagement rings, proposing to girlfriends on balcony’s in Maui and prancing around Hollywood in pleather motorcycle jackets? Oh wait Comie’s job with the Oilers is his backup plan, he’s the Heir to the Brick home furnishings so like he gives a fuck about his part time secondary professional hockey career or those peasant teammates of his. Congrats Hilary Duff!

hot bikini pics of hilary duff below:

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Marissa Miller and Topless friends

Thursday, March 4th, 2010 | No Comments

The ridiculously hot Marissa Miller poses topless in a pair of barely there sheer red bottoms for the March issue of GQ UK, only if she’d turn around. Marissa Miller who is best known for (aside from being utterly perfect) her Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret spreads, shares her topless photo shoot with wait for it….other incredibly hot topless models (no fucking clue who they are) include Tiiu Kuik, Liliana Dominguez, Michelle Alves, Michelle Buswell, and Maja Latinovic. But who cares about formalities like names cause all that matters is they got nice tits and ass. It’s such a shame that the photographer shooting all these half naked chicks, yes every red blooded man’s dream job probably despises women (would rather be shooting John Mayer half naked if you get my drift). Oh god these women are just ridiculously gorgeous, insanely hot half naked women make me wanna backhand my girlfriend.

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Cheryl Cole and Soccer Star husband Split (Athlete cheated, gasp)

Thursday, March 4th, 2010 | No Comments

British Bombshell Cheryl Cole was spotted leaving a recording studio in Santa Monica, CA over the weekend. Cole had flown to the United States after several whores came forward revealing that they had sexy time, including romps at the four seasons and sex text with Cole’s footballer husband, Ashley Cole. It had been speculation that the Girls Aloud singer sent her sleazy husband a text telling him that he’s been axed, oh the irony, that’s some ice box shit! Today a rep for Cole has confirmed via twitter nonetheless that the break up is official and Cheryl is calling it quits with the douche nozzle footballer. Cole’s rep released this statement:

“Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time. We have no further comment to make.”

Cheryl Cole ain’t taking no shit from no man, well only because her hotness gives her options unlike the majority of at best solid 4 and 5 looking women. Cheryl Cole, on to the next cheating athlete

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Bar Refaeli Bikini Babe on vacation

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010 | No Comments

Sports Illustrated cover Model and Leonardo DiCaprio’s on again girlfriend, Bar Refaeli was in Mexico this past weekend, and doing what she does best…making 99.9% of the women in the world feel like complete gremlins. Bar Refaeli is the epitome of physical perfection, Bar in a bikini makes me hate my girlfriend. I feel bad for Bar’s friends, their self esteems are probably more shot then that fat ginger chick in high school who use to eat a box of pizza pops every lunch, alone under the cafeteria stairs. Bottom line, Bar Refaeli is perfect, sizzling hot, probably business savvy because she’s Israeli, dating the dude from Titanic and well we’re internet warriors who sit around lurking for photos of models and celebrities with little to no clothing on. Wow, I wonder who’s the winner in this post?

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Charlie Sheen American Hero

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010 | No Comments

Charlie Sheen is saying hell no to charges that he allegedly threatened and assaulted his wife, Brooke Mueller with a knife on Christmas day. Sheen’s attorney Richard Cummins has confirmed that Sheen will enter a plea of not guilty and will not be accepting any form of plea bargain, he further elaborated “We have not entered a plea yet but we would be entering a plea of not guilty and certainly would not enter into any disposition that contemplated a felony because no felony occurred.” While Charlie Sheen is fighting for justice, his wife Brooke Mueller, is fighting for the crack pipe as she has just left a rehab center in Malibu (yes kids rehab is for quitters, be a winner) where she was seeking treatment for her CRACK addiction. I thought crack was only for the peasants, wow this bitch keeps it real. Charlie Sheen, not guilty, Charlie Sheen, all American hero, standing up for the rights of every man who’s Christmas morning has been fucked up by his crack addict snitch wife’s accusations of knife fights and death threats. Charlie Sheen has married some crazy bitches, screw this marriage noise, back to hookers bro, back to hookers. More denise richards bikini pics after the break.

Jessica-Jane Clement Seems Classy

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 | No Comments

Jessica-Jane Clement

Jessica-Jane Clement, Britain’s attempt at a sluttier version of Megan Fox with huge knockers, was hanging out somewhere in Thailand recently. I assume that she and her enormous breasts were just taking time off to enjoy life. Celebrities have it so hard. Jessica-Jane is a British model and TV star so I can just think of what horror her life would be. All of the expensive cars, blow jobs, cocaine and alcoholism? Poor girl, she must be stressed out.

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TAGS: Bikini, Jessica Ja, Jessica Jane Clement, Thailand

Abigail Clancy Might Be Too Hot

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010 | No Comments

Abigail Clancy

Little does Abigail Clancy know, but I have a heart condition. And if she doesn’t stop being so G D hot, I might have some sort of tachycardia or some shit. Until I die of overexposure to hotness, let me just say this chick is nearly perfect. She has a sexy British accent, she is blonde, and I found video diaries on YouTube. This is the makings of a great celebrity target for stalking.

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TAGS: Abigail Clancy, Bikini, FHM

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