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Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures, Some of Kim Kardashian from Behind

Sunday, April 4th, 2010 | No Comments

Apparently Kim Kardashian is trying make Reggie Bush squirm for dumping her ass (or did she dump him? Who cares…), because since the break-up Kim Kardashian has been photographed A LOT flaunting her goods, and by goods I mean her big ass in a tiny bikini. What the Fuck does Kim Kardashian do all day, besides take 5 hours to get ready and then aimlessly walking around in a bikini hoping that she’s get photographed, naw she probably stages those photo-ops so the Champ Reggie Bush can see what he’s missing, ya because I’m sure Reggie Bush is trolling celebrity blogs seeking out photos of Kim Kardashian all day long. Please, Reggie Bush is probably up to his eyeballs in bitches, just mad sexy chicks everywhere, Kim Kardashian is old news but the break-up was good for me because I don’t mind seeing Kim Kardashian in a different bikini 7 days a week. Kourtney Kardashian’s also been accompanying Kim on these bikini outings and she looks surprisingly good for someone who just had a kid. Anyways enjoy these Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Bikini pictures; I especially like the one of Kim Kardashian from behind, in the white bikini.

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TAGS: Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian

Another Hot Australian in a Bikini Discovered kelly landry

Monday, March 29th, 2010 | No Comments

Since my post on uber hot Australian model, Lara Bingle and her nude shower scandal I’ve been on the prowl for other hot Australian women and today I’ve found hopefully the second of many hot babes that Australia is harboring. That brings me to Kelly Landry, who is Kelly Landry you ask? Well for those of you who care (and I can’t imagine why you would, because LOOK AT HER) Kelly Landry is some Aussie TV host who is sexy as mother hell. Kelly Landry is so fantastical that she should be hosting a show called ‘You fuckin wish you look like me’ for the women and just ‘you fuckin wish’ for the guys. Oh god Kelly Landry in a bikini is just so awesome that tent cities are probably going up as I speak, you know… guys pitching tents because she’s so hot…ya that’s enough reading for you, just go do what you gotta do now.

TAGS: kelly landry

Alice Eve in Maxim

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010 | 1 Comment

Alice Eve, star of ‘She’s Out Of My League’ and actually out of pretty much every guys league shows off her huge boobs in the new issue of Maxim. Alice Eve is an extremely rare breed of female, because not only is she hot as fuck but apparently she’s also smart, so therefore Alice Eve is one of about 17 hot and smart females that exists on this planet (must be nice to win the genetic lottery). Before, baring almost all for Maxim and becoming an American sex symbol Alice Eve, unlike most mildly to severely retarded chicks whose sole life plan revolves around the exploitation of their looks was smart enough to invest in her education; and Alice Eve actually has an impressive education, she went to the highly acclaimed University of Oxford. I’ve heard rumors of sexy women with brains but until now I dismissed them as urban legends. Honestly, it’s great if you’re hot enough to get guys to think dirty thoughts about you, but at the end of the day you’ll just be another piece of hot ass. So if your ever lucky enough to come across a smart and sexy women like Alice Eve and somehow trick her into thinking that you’re worthy of her time, you better do whatever the fuck it takes to keep her around, because what better way to punk the universe and all your lowly friends then to be able to say I have a limited edition, one of 17 sexy smart chicks in existence! By the way obtaining a degree from beauty school, community college and/or trade school does not constitute as an ‘achievement’ (I’m using ‘achievement’ in a sarcastic way) that would render one as smart, nice try though.

TAGS: alice eve

Sophia Bush Bikini Photos

Monday, March 22nd, 2010 | No Comments

Sophia Bush, who is on that even more annoying then Gossip Girl show, One Tree Hill is pretty cute, so I thought why not brighten up some dude’s day and put up some photos of Sophia Bush in a bikini. These bikini photos of Sophia Bush were taken on the set of One Tree Hill (sometime last summer), One Tree Hill for the record is a show that needs to finally for the love of god get cancelled. But who cares if these photos are from last summer because bikini photos of hot babes is like football, always a pleasure to watch. Actually, after looking at these photos of Sophia Bush in a bikini, I’m starting to get some clarity on why the network keeps One Tree Hill around. It’s because the producers and probably every other dude who works on the show want to get Sophia Bush into another bikini, but this time a smaller one, and she should be required to step into a really really strong wave. Ya I doubt anyone’s still reading this post, so on to the next…

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bending Over in Tiny Pink Bikini, Life is Great!

Monday, March 22nd, 2010 | No Comments

Having a bad day? Thinking to yourself, god damn my life is fuckin shit? House, car, pets or all the above getting repo’d? Wish that your girlfriend or wife wasn’t such a donkey? Well I have something that can take your mind off your incredibly crappy life, photos of the jaw dropping Alessandra Ambrosio in a tiny pink bikini and bending over! Yes, Alessandra Ambrosio along with her fantastic rack and ass are here to save the day! And she’s doing in a sizzling hot bikini! All the world’s problems have just been put on hold, because every man who lays eyes on these Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pics will need to take a peaceful moment to himself and after that moment all these men will feel a sense of content, happiness, peace. All the hostility, anger and resentment that fellow man may feel toward one another and toward our female counterparts will halt to the specimen of perfection that is Alessandra Ambrosio. Honestly, if these photos can’t make your day then it’s probably time to give up. Alessandra Ambrosio, thank you for all the community service that you and your half naked body have done!

TAGS: Alessandra Ambrosio

Blake Lively Bikini Pictures

Sunday, March 21st, 2010 | No Comments

I don’t know if anyone still watches that Gossip Girl garbage of a show but who really cares because Blake Lively, who plays some chick on Gossip Girl looks bangin in bikini. Blake Lively was in Miami not too long ago hanging out on a balcony, looking very nice in a bikini but she wasn’t with her boyfriend, Penn Badgely, who plays some dude on Gossip Girl but instead with her co-star Chase Crawford, who plays another dude on Gossip Girl. Do these people not have friends or hang out with people who are not on Gossip Girl? They all sleep together on the show and since their characters apparently extend into their real lives, does this mean they all hook up off screen too? Can extras on the show be included in this deal, because I’d love me a piece of that Blake Lively pie, and by pie I mean boobs and butt. So when do auditions for Gossip Girl extras open? I wanna play ‘Gossip Girl’ background dude and hopefully get some Gossip Girl action on the side.

TAGS: Blake Lively

Cheryl Burke Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 19th, 2010 | No Comments

So I had/have no clue who this Cheryl Burke chick was/is, but photos of her in a bikini have been floating around the internet so I decided to be nice and share them with you. After putting my awesome google skills to use I came up with some information on Cheryl Burke, she’s apparently one of those ‘professional’ dancers on Dancing with the Stars (she’s also lead various partners to victory on the show, good for her). However, I’m now a bit confused because the two pieces of information (bikini pics and google facts) that I have on Cheryl Burke don’t coincide, shouldn’t professional dancers have um better toned bodies? Don’t get me wrong Cheryl Burke has tits and ass going on but something about her body is a bit off for me, she’s not fat but she’s just…. But whatever, tits and ass in a bikini are tits and ass in a bikini, better then tits and ass covered up in a sweater but worse than tits and ass fully exposed. Here are some photos of Cheryl Burke in Miami flaunting her bikini assets enjoy…

TAGS: Cheryl Burke

Brooklyn Decker lands the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 | No Comments

The beautiful Brooklyn Decker is 2010’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover model; an American model graces the cover! I like Brooklyn Decker, she’s pretty but not over the top hot, giving us regular guys the illusion that we could actually score a chance with her. She’s not a dream killer and that’s gotta count for something. Although Brooklyn Decker looks great on the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover, in my opinion something was a little off about this year’s issue. It may be because trying to top Bar Refaeli’s perfect cover and equally flawless spreads from last year’s super sexy issue is just impossible but whatever the reason this year’s issue fell a little short for me, it was boring. How you make a collection of photographs featuring the most beautiful women in the world, practically half naked boring is just beyond me. Sports Illustrated needs to step up the Swimsuit Issue in 2011 and reimburse us for this year’s yawn issue! Here’s an idea, lose the swimsuits!

TAGS: Brooklyn Decker

Lara Bingle nude shower picture scandal

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 | No Comments

Yes, Yes I know the first question you probably have is who the fuck is Lara Bingle? To that I answer, Lara Bingle is a hot Australian supermodel model who is currently kind of a big deal in the land down under partly because of her nude shower picture scandal, the other part is because well look at her pure hotness. Lara Bingle embodies two things that I most love to write about, hot models and their naked pictures. Turns out the Lara Bingle is currently suing her ex-boyfriend, an Australian football player for the Brisbane Lions, Brendan Fevola for allegedly distributing a nude shower photo of Bingle from back when they were a couple in 2006. Of course I’m not going to post that infamous, center of a legal issue nude photo of Lara Bingle, however there are legitimate topless photos of Lara Bingle from a German GQ shoot so you guys can look at those instead and run with it. I think that Lara Bingle’s hotness has made me curious about what other gems Australia has to offer, I’m going to be on the lookout down under for some more sizzling half naked models.

TAGS: Lara Bingle

Bar Refaeli bikini shoot a bad Situation

Monday, March 8th, 2010 | No Comments

WOW the world is really going to hell in a hand basket, does nothing make sense anymore? When you allow that Ed Tardy wearing, looks like he’s approaching forty, retard face, tool belt from the Jersey Shore “The Situation” to be in the same photo shoot as the most beautiful women on earth, Bar Refaeli shit just stop making sense. Yes, some genius at Interview magazine decided to add a retarded face Guido “The Situation” to a Bar Refaeli bikini photoshoot , because adding a douche nozzle Guido to the situation won’t piss guys off and make them wanna buy the magazine. This is just beyond idiotic, but what’s even worse than the tool belt merely being in the same photos as Bar, is that the same idiot who probably had the idea to do the shoot in the first place took it a step further and made Bar Refaeli straddle “The Situations” shoulders! Like WTF, this douche went from banging donkeys on MTV to touching Bar Refaeli? This shit is whack, whack like Charlie Sheens wife doing crack…

TAGS: Bar Refaeli

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