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Katy Perry Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 5th, 2010 | No Comments

Katy Perry and her retarded turd monkey boyfriend, Russell Brand were recently on vacation in Mexico and what do chicks do when their in Mexico? Well besides act like degenerate barbarians, they put on tiny bikinis! I always knew that Katy Perry had gigantic boobs, but I never expected her to have such a tight body as well, Katy Perry looks damn hot in a bikini and she could probably even be hot period, if she wasn’t so annoying and didn’t have those ugly ass retarded looking, dumb and dumber bangs. Seriously, Katy Perry’s bangs almost make her non-bangable, well unless the lights were off or I didn’t have to look at her face, actually I think that all chicks look hideous with bangs, if Katy Perry got rid of the bangs and maybe got some extensions or something she’d be sexy. I bet Russell Brand makes her keep the retard bangs just so he isn’t the only one who looks ‘special’ in the relationship.

TAGS: Katy Perry

Kim Kardashian and Adrianne Curry Twitter their Tits

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010 | No Comments

I really hope to god that Kim Kardashian and Adrianne Curry have started a new Twitter trend, which is getting girls with nice boobs to start Tweeting photos of their tits for all to see. Both Kim Kardashian and Adrianne Curry recently posted photos of their boobs on Twitter, which really goes to show that Kim Kardashian and Adrianne Curry may not be as dumb as we suspect. I mean they’re both smart enough to post their boobs on Twitter to get attention, prime example of their smarts at work is this very post. I wouldn’t be posting about these two chicks especially Adrianne Curry, who hasn’t had a legitimate job since… well never, if it wasn’t for their ingenuous use of Twitter, posting photos of boobs will always get you noticed. Seriously girls if you want to be smart like Kim Kardashian and Adrianne Curry or get some undue attention all you have to do is snap a photo or better yet multiple photos of your boobs and put those babies up on Twitter, now chop chop get to it…

TAGS: Kim Kardashian

Michelle Hunziker, Miami Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010 | 1 Comment

Michelle Hunziker isn’t really recognized here in the States as a ‘celebrity’ but she’s actually a Swiss actress/model and apparently a pretty big deal in Sweden. Michelle Hunziker recently traded the cold, wintery conditions of Sweden for the warm, sexy beaches of Miami where she’s looking amazingly sexy in a bikini. Although Michelle Hunziker wears a bikini like it’s nobody’s business, she seemingly hasn’t gotten the memo that Ed Hardy is clown wear and that people in America who are not from New Jersey no longer wear Ed Tardy, but I forgive Michelle Hunziker for her ridiculous choice of bikini, because, well just look at her, she’s bangin. The stupid tattoo arm band thing is another problem, wow the Swiss must be super lag in trends because everything that we Americans find fit only for the classless idiots who live in New Jersey, are apparently still cool in Sweden, I hope someone kindly send the Swiss a memo letting them know that Ed Tardy and barbwire tattoo arm bands need to be socially prohibited asap. Anyways enjoy these super hot pictures of Michelle Hunziker in a bikini.

TAGS: Michelle Hunziker

Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures in Ralph Magazine

Monday, August 2nd, 2010 | No Comments

Sophie Monk is taking some time off from her wearing short skirts and wet bikini duties in LA to appear on the cover of the latest issue of Australia’s Ralph magazine. I’m not sure what ‘Ralph’ means in Australia but here in North America ‘Ralph’ means to puke, barf, toss your cookies, throw up, vomit and so on, thus it’s a bit strange to have a half naked Sophie Monk on the cover of Ralph or in my mind puke magazine lol. But despite the interesting magazine name, Sophie Monk has a pretty hot bikini spread in the latest issue of Ralph, she’s in various bikini’s all of which are small and sexy, there’s also a photo of her in a white and wet shirt. I think Sophie Monk is starting to look hot again because her horrible lip injections are starting to wear off and she doesn’t look so much like a duck anymore, seriously I don’t know why chicks get weird shit injected into their faces because they always come out looking like monsters. Anyways enjoy these Sophie Monk bikini pictures.

TAGS: Sophie Monk

Ashley Greene is the Hottest Twilight Vampire

Thursday, July 29th, 2010 | No Comments

This Ashley Greene chick is pretty hot, even though she’s fully clothed and just randomly walking around in almost every recent photo, she still manages to look irresistibly hot doing boring mundane things. I really think that the casting people for Twilight should have casted Ashley Greene, instead of Kristen Stewart aka Ms. I hate the world and everyone in it, for the role of Bella, there’s just something sexy about a hot chick all desperate to be bitten by a Vampire, not just any Vampire but Edward the Vampire played by Robert Pattinson (all the chicks seem to dig him). Kristen Stewart doesn’t do it for me, she’s got those thin villainous lips, Ashley Greene on the other hand just oozes sexy, now if she had a bigger role in Twilight I might watch those dreadful films without being forced by my girlfriend, do you know how fuckin annoying it is to try and compete with a handsome Vampire, fuck Edward for raising the bar on how we should treat chicks. Anyways here are some recent photos of Ashley Greene, they might be better if you imagined her half or even fully naked. Actually no need to imagine I’ve added some extra photos of Ashley Greene in a bikini, Ashley Greene in only body paint and Ashley Greene in a see-through tank top, and yes, Ashley Greene’s nipples are visible, you’re welcome.

TAGS: Ashley Greene

Nicollete Sheridan gets Bitch Slapped

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010 | No Comments

So Desperate Housewives or should I say former Desperate Housewives star, Nicollete Sheridan is suing Marc Cherry, who is the creator of that annoying, shitty and surprisingly still running show Desperate Housewives, for 20 million dollars because he apparently slapping her in the face. Nicollete Sheridan cited assault and battery, gender violence and wrongful termination as grounds for her lawsuit against Marc Cherry, good ol’ TMZ reports:

In the lawsuit, Sheridan claims Cherry created a hostile work environment from the get go, “behaving in an extremely abusive and aggressive manner toward the individuals who work on the show.”
Sheridan says during the 5th season, Cherry put her in his crosshairs. She claims on September 24, 2008, he physically assaulted her after she questioned him about something in the script. According to the lawsuit, “Cherry took her aside and forcefully hit her with his hand across her face and head.”
According to the suit, after the alleged incident, Cherry went to her trailer to “beg forgiveness.”
Sheridan says she immediately reported the incident to ABC, but Cherry’s aggressiveness only worsened and ABC failed to take action.
And, she says, she was killed off the show unfairly.

I think Nicollete Sheridan might be a tad angry about being fired, and in our fine country the best way for people to take out their frustrations is by filing lawsuits, suing for retarded amounts of money and all the while wasting tax payer dollars to rape each other in court. Thanks dumbasses for adding to the zillion dollars of debt that America is already drowning in, I bet Nicollete Sheridan is a lying ass bitch because if she got bitched slapped in 2008 why has it taken her this long to file a compliant? Please if you slap a bitch, you can damn well expect a compliant and pending lawsuit to the filed yesterday. Anyways here are some bikini photos of Nicollete Sheridan…

TAGS: Nicollete Sheridan

Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010 | No Comments

Sophie Monk is apparently an Australian actress, but have any of us seen Sophie Monk in a paid acting gig? Nope, don’t think so. The only things I’ve seen Sophie Monk do, is walk around LA in short skirts or hanging out at the beach or poolside in a bikini. These recent photos of Sophie Monk show her doing the former of those two activities, and luckily for us she’s in a tiny bikini, revealing lots of cleavage and she’s even got some nipple action going on (it’s still kinda chilly out, isn’t it). Seriously what does Sophie Monk do for money? And if she’s Australian why is she always in the United States? Whatever, who really cares as long as Sophie Monk keeps wearing revealing bikini’s, jumping into pools, then getting out of the water in a wet bikini she can stay in the United States and collect unemployment for as long as she wants.

TAGS: Sophie Monk

Heidi Montag Shows off New Plastic Boobs

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010 | No Comments

Heidi Montag is a fuckin retard, because only someone who’s seriously retarded (and I use the term ‘retard’ with no disrespect to anyone except retarded Heidi Montag) would think that getting ridiculously huge ‘bolt on’ boobs and other plastic parts at the age of twenty something would be a good idea. The only reason I post about Heidi ‘Horse face’ Montag is to show how fuckin stupid this chick looks, take these recent photos of her in some tacky ass bedazzled bikini at the grand opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge at Aria in Las Vegas, bitch looks so utterly stupid that it’s unbelievable. The most fucked up thing is that Heidi Montag probably thinks she looks like a million bucks, ya maybe if the million bucks was in Paso’s , which is the currency she most likely used to pay her idiotic plastic surgeon. Anyways here are some photos of Heidi Montag’s gigantic boobs in a bikini, those of you who are into freaky looking plastic women enjoy

TAGS: Heidi Montag

Kelly Brook Sexy Hot in Ultimo Lingerie

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010 | No Comments

Ultimo lingerie knows how to get shit done right, and by right I mean they really know how to get customers excited about their lingerie line. If excitement is what Ultimo lingerie is aiming for then excitement is what they got, because putting the incredibly sexy Kelly Brook in lingerie and taking photos of Kelly Brook doing seductive poses in lingerie gets me damn excited um about Ultimo lingerie. Wow Kelly Brook looks incredible, amazing, steaming hot (which may be the understatement of the year so you can add your own descriptive words if you like) in her photo shoot for Ultimo lingerie, her flowing hair, her perfect size boobs, her gorgeous ass…sorry guys just need a minute to cool down. Anyways I’m gonna stop rambling about Kelly Brook in lingerie and actually let you enjoy these photos of Kelly Brook in lingerie. Ok quiet because its looking/gawking at Kelly Brook in lingerie time.

TAGS: Kelly Brook

Victoria’s Secret Supermodels NICE

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010 | 1 Comment

To mark the 15th anniversary of the VS swimsuit catalog, Victoria’s Secret Supermodels Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio came out to SLS Hotel in LA looking sexy in their bikini’s to celebrate the event. Victoria’s Secret should be celebrated not only on milestone anniversaries but everyday because if it wasn’t for them there would be no ridiculously hot Victoria’s Secret angels for us men to drool over and for women to hate. Further if it wasn’t for the genius that is Victoria’s Secret, women would probably still think it’s ok to be wearing those ugly ass nude colored bras and equally tragic full back grandma briefs (oh god I think I just lost my lunch). I feel sorry for dudes who existed before the age of hot Supermodels in hot lingerie, but at least women back then didn’t hate themselves as much. Because if I was a chick and was constantly bombarded with images of physical perfection like Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio I would probably just give up, crawl into a cave stocked with Cheetos, doughnuts, ice cream , grape soda and live my life out there

TAGS: Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr

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