Colin Farrell is a lucky douchebag to have such a fucking hot girlfriend. Why is it that all of the amazing girls in the world are with incredibly big tools? I can be a huge dick, speak with a stupid accent and totally disrespect a woman… and does that get me laid? FUCKING NO!
These are pictures of Alicja in a bikini.. and get this.. SHE JUST HAD A KID. Most women gain 40lbs after having a kid. Then they start watching Lifetime and accusing their husbands of being abusive, lying bastards. Alicja is one of a kind.
Bravo, Twitter. You have accomplished one good thing in your entire existence.
Kim Kardashian must have been bored this week. Instead of feeding her ass or whining about whatever she does (???) she posted…a surprisingly fucking awesome picture of herself via Twitpic. She twittered/tweeted/twatted herself back into the hearts and pants of millions. Touché, Kim. You know how to keep a man’s attention. Unlike my alcoholic mother.
Kudos to Kim for her bangtastic ass… but it doesn’t help her personality. Her tweets are fucking retarded and boring as hell:
Rocky just peed on my new Birkin bag!!! I want to kill him! U have noooo idea how I feel right now! I know he’s a puppy but SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!
I liked women better when they weren’t allowed to speak. Like. SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!
Ice-T’s wife Coco, who is only famous for being married to Ice-T loves to go on the Twitter and post half naked pictures of herself. Here are her latest achievements. I don’t know how she fits into a regular sized bikini with those disgustingly fake huge balloons but here is photo evidence. Her shit must have to be custom made to fit over those gigantic tits. Do you find Coco’s big tits attractive or slutty?
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It looks like the Highschool Musical star was enjoying some time being hounded by the paparazzi as she took some binoculars and looked back at them. Personally I don’t think Ashley Tisdale is very hot. She’s kinda got a butter face – everything is hot but her face. So these pictures would only do me good if she permanently wore a paper sack over her head or at least got a nose job on that beak.
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As she is parading around them in nothing but a skimpy bikini, this is going to be a cause for some future therapy. Apparently while she was on vacation in Australia, she wore her bikini bod on the beach with her little munchkins in tow. I have to admit that I miss the crazy Britney. It was fun watching her shave her head bald and attack the paparazzi with an umbrella. I want that crazy chick back, I bet she was even better in the sack too.
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Since we had some blurry pics of Jennifer Aniston last week I thought I’d make it up to you guys by posting some good shots of her in a bikini. She’s still vacationing in Mexico and apparently she did some of the touristy things as she walked around in this purple bikini and a wrap around her hoonanny. I think she’s still looking fine and she’s a sexy cougar for her age even though she’s getting up there in age. Tell me what you think.
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Jessica Gomes whipped out a few of her best bikinis for her shoot with the Espanol version of FHM. Can you say “Holy big titties, Batman??” I couldn’t help but glare a hole through these pictures staring at those tasty looking milk pillows. She’s got a super hot body and she’s seen in and out of the water in her sexy bikini. She even gives an interview if you can read Spanish and you actually give a shit about Jessica Gomes. Personally I don’t, I just like staring at her body.
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Jennifer Aniston was on vacation in Mexico where she was snapped in these pics of her in a bikini. Even though the pictures are a bit blurry, you can still see the goods. And there has always been some controversy whether Jennifer Aniston is even hot or not. Personally I think she’s a hot MILF despite the fact that she is not even a mother. I would bang her sideways. So what do you think? Is Jennifer Aniston Hot or not?
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Mariah Carey looked quite voluptuous in this photoshoot on the beach. And the last thing she needed is to be wearing a white swimsuit. Mariah has put on quite a few pounds since she’s gotten remarried and I’m not going to flat out say that she is fat, but she was so big that she couldn’t even get herself up off her feet, she had to ask for assistance.
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