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Naughty Angelina Jolie Topless Pictures

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010 | No Comments

Last weekend I went to see the new Angelina Jolie movie, Salt and the only reason I paid money to see the movie is to see whether Angelina Jolie can still play a sexy bad ass chick on screen. Since Angelina Jolie, who use to be my favorite because she was just so fuckin sexy started collecting kids she’s gone a bit downhill and no longer portrays herself as that I don’t give a fuck, freak in the sack rebel chick and I really really miss the old Angelina Jolie. Fortunately Angelina Jolie played a sexy bad ass secret agent in Salt which reminded me of how sexy Angelina Jolie was and can still be…well in movies. Speaking of how insanely hot Angelina Jolie use to be, there are some new so called scandalous never seen pictures of Angelina Jolie from a new Angelina Jolie biography by Andrew Morton. Andrew Morton who seems like a world class sleaze ball has advertised these unseen Angelina Jolie pictures as “shocking photos Angelina didn’t want anyone to see” which is completely false advertising and I’ve provided the topless almost nude pictures of Angelina Jolie for you to decide.

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Grace Park Bikini Photos

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010 | No Comments

Grace Park is best known for her role as Sharon Valerii (I had to Wiki that because I had no fuckin clue until 30 seconds ago that a show called Battlestar Galactica even existed, obviously since I’m not a dweeb) on Battlestar Galactica, both as an actress on the show but also as the Asian they need to meet the apparent ‘Asian quota’ that is now evident on most shows (I guess we have to kiss Asian ass now that China is pretty much in control of our economic destiny). Anyways, this particular post will bring some very very exciting news for all you dweebs out there because not only is a chick from Battlestar Galactica in a bikini but that same chick is also filming a new movie remake of Hawaii Five-0, yes nerds god is finally giving you some love and answering your prayers. Damn it must be true what people say, Asians like vampires never age, because Grace Park sure as hell looks damn fine and rockin that bikini good for a chick in her mid thirties, must be the high rice diet. For god sakes, white girls should really start eating rice because nowadays chicks in their late teens, early twenties are looking like beat up catchers mitts. Case and point Horse Face Frankin-burger Heidi Montag. Asian girls aren’t bad, their actually pretty sexy; I think I may switch over soon.

TAGS: grace park

Nicole Scherzinger Topless and Sexy as Hell in FHM Spain

Monday, August 16th, 2010 | No Comments

Lead Pussycat Doll and my favorite Dancing with the Stars (stfu my girlfriend makes me watch it with her…) contestant Nicole Scherzinger is blow your mind sexy in the April issue of FHM Spain. Nicole Scherzinger has an amazing body and in her FHM Spain photos she not only shows off her hot toned body but she’s also generous enough to go topless and give us a little boob action. There is no other way to describe Nicole Scherzinger except to say that she is one sizzling, hot, sexy, gorgeous chick, http://www.meandisis.com/tag/nicole-scherzinger is now in my top five celebrities I’d love to fuck .The way she moves on Dancing with the Stars can only mean that she’s definitely a champion in the bedroom, god damn these FHM photos of Nicole Scherzinger are insanely hot! I’m going to shut up now and let you soak in and enjoy all the sexiness that is Nicole Scherzinger.

TAGS: Nicole Scherzinger

Sloan from Entourage Drops in Her Bra and Panties

Sunday, August 15th, 2010 | No Comments

Sloan from one of the best shows ever created, Entourage, actually Sloan’s real name is Emmanuelle Chriqui but I think Sloan sounds so much sexier but anyways Emmanuelle Chriqui stripped down to her bra and panties for a scene in her new film Women in Trouble. God is Emmanuelle Chriqui ever sexy, I’m not sure if she’s actually sexy or if her role as Sloan on Entourage is what tricks guys into thinking she’s sexy, either way she’s still nice to look at and even better to look at when she’s in nothing but her bra and panties, thong to be more accurate. Judging from this scene where Emmanuelle Chriqui’s in a bra and thong, the producers or whoever’s in charge of naming movies might want to consider changing the name from Women in Trouble to Men in Trouble, because Emmanuelle Chriqui in her bra and panties is gonna get a lot of men in trouble. Anyways enjoy these shots of Emmanuelle Chriqui half naked, I’m totally downloading this movie.

TAGS: Emmanuelle Chriqui

Adrianne Curry Puts her Naked Ass on Twitter

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010 | No Comments

So I’m starting to think that as opposed to being a useless, washed up, has been, actually never was model, that Adrianne Curry might actually be some kind of freak genius because she really does know how to maximize her meager resources for maximum exposure. Who needs a professional photoshoot or magazine cover job when you can just take random pictures of your tits and ass, post those naked photos on Twitter and get a shit load of attention for doing so this is what Adrianne Curry did, what a smart ass chick. Adrianne Curry posted a naked ass/bare ass photo of herself on Twitter and how can I forget those other Tweets that featured her tits covered only by suspender straps and naked ass in an apron, Adrianne Curry is awesome and seems really kinky and fun, that old dude she married from the Brady Bunch is one lucky mofo, everyone loves those fun sluts…well loving sluts and marrying one are completely different things but who cares, let’s just enjoy Adrianne Curry’s naked ass Twitter picture.

TAGS: Adrianne Curry

Vicki Blows in Zoo Magazine

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010 | No Comments

With a name like Vicki Blows, how can you not be ‘dirty hot’ there are hot chicks and then there are ‘dirty hot’ chicks, hot chicks who automatically make you think really really dirty thoughts and Vicki Blows is definitely queen of dirty hot chicks. Vicki Blows, sure as hell isn’t your average proper British, tea sipping, boring ass, fish and chip eating chick, I mean just look at her there’s nothing proper or boring about Vicki Blows. Besides being good at looking kinky and hot for the cameras, I wonder what else Vicki Blows is good at (hopefully it’s something that is identical to her last name). The latest issue of Zoo Magazine features Vicki Blows in photo’s depicting various sexual fantasies, handcuffs, home movies, whipped cream and strawberries god this chick isn’t just dirty hot, she’s also willing to walk the dirty walk. Vicki Blows is pretty fuckin awesome, so I hope you enjoy these pictures of Vicki Blows in lingerie acting out sexual fantasies from the latest issue of Zoo Magazine.

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Sophie Monk Riding Bike in a Bikini Top

Monday, August 9th, 2010 | No Comments

I’m not sure why, but I’ve recently come across tons of hot pictures of Sophie Monk, for a chick who I’m pretty sure doesn’t, and hasn’t had any kind of paying job for a while, Sophie Monk is sure doing a good job of getting our attention. Sophie Monk is always doing something useless, like aimlessly walking around, doing nothing at the beach, or riding a bike, as she’s doing in these photos, but what sets Sophie Monk apart from other chicks who o these activities, well besides the fact that she’s probably way hotter than any ‘civilian chick’ is that she does these pointless activities in bikini’s and really really short skirts. Other than having absolutely nothing important to do, Sophie Monk is also kinda nuts, here’s an excerpt from an interview that she did with Australia’s news.com.au:

“I have big boobs which I hate. They are so annoying. I wish they were smaller,” the ex-Goldy girl tells Grazia magazine.

Sophie goes on to say…

“It’s not an attractive look, clothes hang off you. I prefer to have a little bit of curve; that definitely looks better. My legs are long but my body is too short. Then you know what? I look at myself and think, ‘Well it’s got me this far. I can’t look too bad’!”

WHAT! Sophie Monk hates having big boobs??? Those who agree with Sophie Monk….NO ONE! Hey Sophie Monk tell that to all the girls who risk death by going to some unlicensed Mexican plastic surgeon, just so she can have boobs as great as yours….Big Boobs are the shit

TAGS: Sophie Monk

Vikki Blows Topless Photos

Saturday, August 7th, 2010 | No Comments

Pictures of hot chicks never get old, and pictures of hot chicks who are topless never ever ever get old, they’re always good, accepted everywhere and highly valued, like cash. Hot chicks and hot chick’s boobs are two of my favorite things in this world and probably two of your favorite things as well so I bring you topless photos of Vikki Blow from the latest issue of Front Magazine one of UK’s ‘Lad Mags’. Front Magazine’s topless and almost bottomless photos of Vikki Blows (damn with a name like that you must be one fun skank) are ‘pitch a tent’ hot, Vikki Blow just has that dirty bad girl look, I’m really diggin it. These Lad Mags are slowly changing my mind about those Brits, I use to think Britain was full of boring people with weird accents and bad teeth but since discovering the awesomeness that is UK’s Lad Mags I’m starting to think that the UK is full of fun whores who love to take their tops off, they should really stop associating the Queen with the UK, it makes the country seem old and boring, instead associate chicks like Vikki Blow and don’t forget Vikki Blow’s boobs with the UK, I assure you this will attract wayyyy more fun tourist.

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Candice Swanepoel in Hot Bikini Photos

Saturday, August 7th, 2010 | No Comments

If you needed something to give you a little push for the day, to add some pep to your step, I offer you some amazing Victoria’s Secret photos of one of the hotties models I’ve ever seen, Candice Swanepoel. Who knew someone with such an odd last name could be so physically amazing, I mean just look at her in all those tiny different bikini’s, like really is it even possible for any human to be as sexy as Candice Swanepoel in a bikini? Maybe Candice Swanepoel is an alien sent to earth to take over humanity, I mean men (and we all know that only men hold relevant power on this planet) can be easily seduced into giving up anything and everything by a beautiful women. Technically all Candice Swanepoel really has to do for those aliens is use her physical perfection as a powerful weapon of seduction, if this be the case then we’re all pretty much doomed. Oh god, is Candice Swanepoel hot or is Candice Swanepoel hot? I say both the former and the latter are accurate statements of truth.

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Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos

Friday, August 6th, 2010 | No Comments

Between the psycho Nazi whore and Tiger Woods’ whore releasing those anal action sex text there seems to be little time for our usual celebrity whores, such as Kim Kardashian. I never in a billion years thought that I’d say this, but compared to all the frightening images of dirty whores that have been splashed across every celebrity blog lately, it was actually a bit refreshing to see photos of Kim Kardashian’s big ass in bikini. Thank god these bikini shots of Kim Kardashian did not include that Sasquatch, Khole Kardashian because my dreams, actually nightmares are already severely overwhelmed by images of scary ass women (that stupid Nazi whore psycho, Michelle Bombshell is haunting my dreams). Kim Kardashian is actually looking pretty decent in a bikini, I guess she’s trying to step up her game because rumors are that her and Reggie Bush are done like diner, so she’s putting out those assets to real in another black dude. Anyways enjoy these Kim Kardashian bikini photos; I hope they assist in overriding the scary images of forehead tattoos.

TAGS: Kim Kardashian

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