British Bombshell Cheryl Cole was spotted leaving a recording studio in Santa Monica, CA over the weekend. Cole had flown to the United States after several whores came forward revealing that they had sexy time, including romps at the four seasons and sex text with Cole’s footballer husband, Ashley Cole. It had been speculation that the Girls Aloud singer sent her sleazy husband a text telling him that he’s been axed, oh the irony, that’s some ice box shit! Today a rep for Cole has confirmed via twitter nonetheless that the break up is official and Cheryl is calling it quits with the douche nozzle footballer. Cole’s rep released this statement:
“Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time. We have no further comment to make.”
Cheryl Cole ain’t taking no shit from no man, well only because her hotness gives her options unlike the majority of at best solid 4 and 5 looking women. Cheryl Cole, on to the next cheating athlete
Lara Bingle craving some attention is the only reason I can think of why there are so many bikini pictures of her floating around. Her name is vaguely holiday-related and that’s enough for me. She doesn’t have to whore herself out to get my love, affection and byproducts all over her ass. JUST ASK LARA, JUST ASK!
Irina is the only woman on this Earth who could give me a painful boner just by standing in front of a conifer. I’m not sure why she dressed herself in a slutty-ass bikini only to launch herself at some Christmas greenery, but I obviously don’t care. If it didn’t somehow seem disturbing and wrong on many levels, I’d put a cut-out of Irina on my own Christmas tree and do stuff on Christmas morning as a present to myself.
Apparently St. Barth’s is the place to be this time of year, with all of the hot models scampering around down there. Kylie is looking super fuckable in a tiny bikini on that beach, but it gets me wondering. Why a beach? I mean keeping practicality in mind, when I think of sex and a beach all I can think of is getting sand in my pee hole and then being miserable for an hour. I want to see some slutty model shoots being done in skeezy hotels or maybe a burger joint. In my home town, all of the dirty pervs fuck in the Burger King. So come on Victoria’s Secret, who wouldn’t get turned on by Kyle Bisutta eating a Whopper at BK?
These poor supermodels. They are so backwater-retarded they don’t even realize how silly it is to be wearing a bikini in the month of December. Are you too proud Alessandra? Must you preen like Jezebel? Aren’t your fingers and toes going to freeze right off?
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